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Daniel Kitson has a mate who holds that the secret to happiness is "good thing now; good thing later". So. Now! Listen to @zafarcakes.bsky.social on our podcast! Look forward to! Seeing Bilal gig for us in #FinsburyPark on May 11th, with Joe Sutherland (MC), @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and Shelf!

The excellently funny @zafarcakes.bsky.social joins me on our @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast this week to talk swimming in jelly and why its called 'taking a dump'. Get your kids to listen and subscribe at: pod.fo/e/2ceb0a Available in all places podcasts live.

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Imagine spending a Tuesday afternoon going fun fair and getting absouletely blootered on 1kg candy flos.

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BREAKING NEWS: Chris Eubank snr has kicked Salt Bae in the back.

BREAKING NEWS: Chris Eubank Jr has arrived at Tottenham Hotspur stadion with Salt Bae. This is rumoured to be because Conor Benn is terrified of salt bae.

Serious question: imagine if incredible hulk was blue.

Sorry. Too tired tonight 😫 😴

AAND IT'S LIVE!

HOT PEPPSY 7PM KICK OFF Twitch.tv/zafarcakes

HOT PEPPSY 7PM KICK OFF Twitch.tv/zafarcakes

Btw, the reason I'm interested in this is because I watch his vlogs on my stream. They are absouletely incredible.

Interesting.

HOT PEPPSY AT 7PM! THE RETURN OF ORDAZ ETC twitch.tv/zafarcakes

VERY SPECIAL BAD FILM CLUB AT 9PM twitch.tv/zafarcakes

SERVE & PROTECT

There's this guy, @zafarcakes.bsky.social , and I took his photo

Can you smell that?

Can you smell that?

How to tell you're under 24/7 surveillance by the feds part 13

A top tier episode of Sound Heap out today, w/ contributions from @alicefraser.bsky.social @zafarcakes.bsky.social and @soozuk.bsky.social and others, and a long listen to Polysplorers, the podcast which follows Mercy Andrews and Peter Stiffy on their polyamory journey maximumfun.org/podcasts/sou...

When asked about why he didn't celebrate his goal against Tottenham, Aït-Nouri told Sky Sports that he played for them in PES 13's 'become a legend' mode and wanted to show respect. Utter class 👏

When asked about why he didn't celebrate his goal against Tottenham, Aït-Nouri told Sky Sports that he played for them in PES 13's 'become a legend' mode and wanted to show respect. Utter class 👏

Ended. Up. Ended. Up. endedup

Gen Z will never understand using small pencil at argos.

Gen Z will never understand using small pencil at argos.

Now, this is class #classnotcrass @zafarcakes.bsky.social

@zafarcakes.bsky.social Give that cat an Oscar

Class. Not Crass. Wise words in these times these days.

@zafarcakes.bsky.social Feel free to use this as promotional material etc

fight night round 3 twitch.tv/zafarcakes

LET'S GET BACK TO BEING CLASS NOT CRASS LIVE right now!

HOT PEPPSY AT 9PM Twitch.tv/zafarcakes

HOT PEPPSY AT 9PM Twitch.tv/zafarcakes

London! Join us at @parktheatrelondon.bsky.social this Sunday, to see Sunjai Arif (MC), @barrstard.bsky.social, Danny Matinee and Paul Duncan McGarrity! And on May 11th to see Joe Sutherland (MC), @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, @zafarcakes.bsky.social and Shelf! 🎟️ parktheatre.co.uk/event/comedy...

Been trying this for 300 hours.

Doing important work on twitch right now: