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Fun fact: Every place name in Canada is also an acronym! New design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1687...

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As a working artist, I really dislike having my work described as "content." I would much prefer that people see what I do as "merchandise."

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Things are getting steamy over on Subtack, where there's a new strip up! If you were subscribed, you'd already know this. Think of how much that would impress the neighbors. Well, not very much, but subscribe anyway. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/sauna-or-l...

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Here's a fun fact - Canada is divided into several different regions they call "provinces", which is a crazy Canadian word for "states." There are so many of these "provinces" that Americans have to google the exact number! New design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1687...

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Keep the naked goodwill tour going South of the Border, and remember America is lucky to share this continent with two great neighbors. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1687...

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Saluting our friends up north! Know that some of us down here will always be glad to have you for neighbors! New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1687...

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For years, having only encountered it peripherally, I genuinely believed that the children's cartoon Caillou was made for childhood cancer patients. Now that you know a little more about me, here's another cartoon about a character without hair.

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I've got a new gag up at @planetnude.co. Paid subscribers to Planet Nude, the Cadillac of nudist newsletters, get early access to all Strips, so the laugh you're about to have now you could have had a week ago. www.planetnude.co/p/nudie-cuti...

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Ever have one of those days (well, months) when you wonder if we should just start over?

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There’s a new strip up on Zaftig Pink’s Nudie Cutie Substack, and it’s almost criminally amusing. Subscribe and get these raucous chortles delivered directly to your inbox. One less link to click. That’s something, right? zaftigpink.substack.com/p/whodunnit

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Start your day with an atrociously dumb joke, in vintage saucy postcard style.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

A sticker those of you in California can legally display in California, now available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1685...

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Kitchen gloves so comfortable it's like you're wearing nothing at all.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoy this fun, body positive generic science fiction design, legally distinct from any existing intellectual property while still looking great on a mug, now available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1685...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The real me has been pretty busy, so here's another gag from the back catalog.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about warm weather and green things? It's never too early to think about your garden, which may be why I've got this design for World Naked Gardening Day 2025 ready to go. Something has to tide you over until May. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1685...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

You can add ruining this gag to Elon Musk's list of sins.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Wait… it’s not pronounced Blue-ski?

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Here's one for all the artists and models out there. Keep those hearts going on. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/7005...?

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A good clean joke today. New strip up on my substack. If you subscribed, you wouldn't have to open this app to click on a link to take you to the other app. Surely that would be making your life better somehow. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/well-i-can...

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

As the doors on yet another nudist resort shutter, we should remember some of the giants of nudist locations past. Whether or not they actually existed. tinyurl.com/y3wnskja

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Patriotism can be an overexcitement about a place you happen to have been born, or it can be a love of the principles and aspirations that a nation hopes to embody. Freedom is a principle worth always holding dear, a light to look towards when darkness descends. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1577...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Add a little body positivity to Valentine's Day this year and tell someone you love them just the way they are with this spiffy card. It'll make that Whitman's Sampler you picked up at CVS on the way home from work on February 13th seem ever so much more romantic. tinyurl.com/55a99apj

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Follow the golden rule. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1604...

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Be a skinny diplomat! Become a worldwide ambassador for naturism. How? The same way you get any ambassadorship, through giving people money! Fortunately in this case all you have to do is buy the T-Shirt. Much more affordable than becoming the ambassador to the Bahamas. tinyurl.com/bpxy9dey

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As a rule I don’t comment much on current events here, but for those of you debating whether Kanye West is good for naturism, just ask yourselves when the last time being associated with Kanye West has worked out well for anyone, and that includes Kanye West.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Not strictly a nudist gag, but hey, I do have a little range. It's another gag from a few years ago that for some reason has been on my mind again lately.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

New gag up on Zaftig Pink’s Nudie Cutie Substack. This one is a dad joke. Become a paid subscriber and get these jokes in your inbox every week, and a fun bonus for that will be revealed when you click the link. Notice that tease there? Now that’s marketing! zaftigpink.substack.com/p/what-lies-...

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Here's another older gag. It's an atrocious pun just for those of you north of the border. Or south of the border, depending on where you are relative to certain parts of Michigan.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Another older gag for you today. Throwback to those old seaside saucy postcards.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Stay happy, stay naked, stay together. And why not celebrate your happiness with a pair of matching mugs? Valentine's Day is sneaking up, you know. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1682...

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