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don’t come in here I’m naked! burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒 CHI F15 s6 2/28✨ NOLA Bar 3/4✨ My Buddy’s 3/16 ✨ Lemon 3/24 ✨California Clipper 3/26 ✨ Bordel 3/29 ✨
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🫀🫶🏽 📸 Chris Nightengale

I’m v good at pretending to be ok but wowwwww my anxiety and OCD are having an absolute field day with my brain And body lately and some days it’s very hard to put one foot in front of the other :))) like wow I am truly mentally ill I have truly never not been crazy :))))

expelled 🤭 but freshman was such a ki my fave part by far was getting to meet so many of you wonderful people 💖 I moved here 4 months ago and I never expected my Chicago debut to be performing at hydrate in front of actual legends ✨🌈💕 love this cast so much

@bettytheft.bsky.social just so you know I’ve been thinking about this tweet for days and I sent it to my family group chat

twin forever

Is this a safe place to divulge my rhop opinions

me after listening to tongue tied by grouplove on the bus

*deep breath* -f15 wk 4 2/28 @ hydrate (drag) -NOLA Bar 3/4 (Burlesque) -My Buddy’s 3/16 (Draglesque) -Promontory 3/20 (burlesque) -Lemon 3/23 (burlesque) -California Clipper 3/26 (draglesque) -bordel 3/29 (burlesque) + f15 every Friday in March as the lord sees fit 😇👼🏽

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

idc he went so otherworldly cuckoo crazy on this and it went over a lot of y’all heads

I’ve really been enjoying sleeker, subtler, more understated outfits lately (my g string is still hanging out but it’s a neutral color today)

March is my most booked month yet 🥲

i went bouldering today…. What the fuck is that all about

this may sound toxic but lately I’ve been so grateful that I grew up with a (loving and supportive!!!) stage mom… bc the tea is sometimes your inner child doesn’t need to be coddled and told they’re perfect !!! lol sometimes your “inner child” really needs to be told to get over it and get to work!

govt name reveal:

hey y’all

the only two challenges I felt worried about being back to back is so crazy, I’m about to go to king spa for the second time in 72 hours

the great thing about being a recovered alcoholic is it takes a LOT to embarrass me lmao

thinking about this time when my extra ass Scorpio rising best friend slipped hard as fuck on black ice outside East room in front of the whole line and when I was helping him up and I asked him if he was ok he started whispering to himself that “Kim Kardashian has to go through things like this”

I’m Also literally *never* nervous when I do burlesque but I was so fucking nervous tonight. nice to be reminded that I am human and alive

the look however I will stand by until I die

Srs: thanks for keeping me around ❤️ prior to this competition Ive performed drag like 3x and im really far outside my realm of comfort after strictly performing burlesque for years- To even feel safe enough to flop is a reflection of how loving this community has been towards me and I’m v grateful ✨

but i had crystallized

Ok now remember that y’all AGREED with this ☝🏽

Me when I’m delightful (📸 by @/zoeymarciniak on IG)

my look tonight ………………………… girl

there’s signs up all over king spa that say don’t crop/tie up your uniform…. Someone told them my ass was on the way huh

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huge day for me guys learned what a queef is

queefing is such a wild sensation….. like what is this force that bubbles from within