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zainislost.bsky.social
i have a normal relationship with drugs and alcohol and also my father as well
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Much like my pants, I have outgrown people

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

i dont follow tgirls. only twomen

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

[explaining politics to kids] Our president is NOT skibidi

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

Roomba just went out for cigarettes.

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

stop looking at my posts they’re not for reading

submitted 48 days ago • 16 comments

I'm being stabbed for my beautiful opinions and lovely manner of being

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

me: hey how's it goin them: not much you me: that's nice them: i will me: you too

submitted 50 days ago • 11 comments

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 54 days ago • 212 comments

Things seem rough everywhere but at least doctors still haven’t found drinking alcohol to have any negative side effects

submitted 57 days ago • 49 comments

*keys “I’m not mad” into your car*

submitted 57 days ago • 27 comments

everyone wishing folks a happy new year right now are immediately added to the coastal elites list

submitted 59 days ago • 57 comments

Happy new year. Free Palestine

submitted 59 days ago • 23 comments

happy new year to gay people and the gay adjacent

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a new year and I promise to post harder and worse

submitted 59 days ago • 14 comments

I’ve never met a bad decision that I couldn’t make worse.

submitted 61 days ago • 17 comments

women love how i shed my winter coat

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

girls kissing

submitted 65 days ago • 9 comments

Appropriatest coffee mug

submitted 66 days ago • 333 comments

Today is Christmas.

submitted 66 days ago • 30 comments

smh the woke left has ruined christmas, santa came into my house last night and didnt even give me anything and he was honestly kinda rude and stole a bunch of shit and said his name was “darrel” and

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

submitted 66 days ago • 104 comments

please stop arguing in the replies of a post I made two weeks ago. I was but a child

submitted 67 days ago • 20 comments

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they’re making a straight guy who’s kind of gay with it

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

I know we said no gifts this year but everyone please find your seat because I’m about to sing the entire guitar solo from Free Bird while we eat

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet

submitted 68 days ago • 333 comments

be mindful? bro I have been in my head since 2002

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

[a horse walks into a bar] bartender: what can i get you horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink horse: what

submitted 69 days ago • 113 comments

you can’t force a banger, you gotta be gentle

submitted 68 days ago • 17 comments

i love when bands have faggots in them

submitted 68 days ago • 68 comments

yum yum sauce is such a good name for it because . that is exactly how i feel when i eat it

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Neighbor: I've never met a baby called Eunice before. Is it a family name? Dad: No. We just hate her

submitted 69 days ago • 13 comments

[8:30p] Good morning!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

idk who needs to hear this but your soulmate is 5’4

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

i love holding real news in my hands

submitted 72 days ago • 83 comments

If Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

submitted 73 days ago • 35 comments