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zaniel.bsky.social
Mayor of Zanielopolis | soooo fucking fierce
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my nosy ass could never be a bank teller… like why do you need $1200 in cash so quickly 👀

i love being hairy like whoa

literally cannot wait for summer….. i miss streaming solar power 💔💔

i’m like a monkey that can fling poop. a poop monkey

at the club last night, there was a girl on the dance floor, her phone raised to show tiktok being banned at midnight. the dj said “rip tiktok” and everyone booed… but we were all together on that dance floor. no one cared because we were in the real world, having real fun. this is what they gave us

Addison Rae addresses the TikTok ban: thank god I escaped the Khia asylum before this happened

just sexted

i can’t stop calling them tweets idgaf

soon

the cabinet

the millennial tweets the keep sneaking onto my tl….

twitter oomf didnt follow me back here

tru

Clicking on quotes and actually being able to see them

i don’t mind a little bluesky

bluesky lowkey a boot bc why is my feed like 7 tweets and one of them is a pic of some guy fisting himself like….

the way i would kill @swankaids.bsky.social for a bluesky soft block feature…..

@gaysof.bsky.social hi i’m here too

just realized that i’m grandma and my pussy is responsible for everyone in the room