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zaphcamden.bsky.social
Powered by coffee, pizza and forest bathing. Prefers eclectic moderation to intense fandom. Sharing my life with my Groupie. I use the Discover feed so rarely, if ever, “follow” people.
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Conclusive proof - in the form of spreadable butter - that food quality is going downhill. blog.andrewbowden.me.uk/2025/02/25/t...

You MUST let him in.

If you get a chance to see the whole episode, do so. It’s probably the best S&S there is.

It seems Z.Camden may be getting another crack at management. Not in the cellar this time, either. On the main floor. During normal operations So nowhere to hide this time, then…

The wind chill is taking THIRTEEN degrees off the temperature this afternoon. Proper degrees too, not the half size ones you get in the USA. Powerful windstorm.

Suddenly becoming aware I have been silently lip syncing to the Duran Duran album I’ve been listening to on my work commute. And…I don’t care. I’m an unconventional person and I’m not going to hide it for the benefit of the normies.

Raspberry of the day award goes to the makers of the current liquid soap being used in the bathroom. The dispenser uses a bit too much force so now it looks like a teenage boy has been sneaking in and watching Groupie in the shower.

It has been a very long day. Tomorrow will be the same. Sometimes the only way out is through.

Someone working with Groupie at her current placement has told her to “keep being fabulous”. Of course she will, it’s the only way she knows.

Nothing in the history of entertainment has ever bettered singing Mule Train whilst bashing yourself over the head with a tin tray. Nothing

Another night in Camden’s Cellar, and tonight I decided to go beyond the smiley faces system and award a smiley face with stars 🤩 for a really productive hour. The rest of the building seems to be falling apart tonight, but we’re doing just fine 👍🏻

Zaph & Groupie are stuffed full of pizza and profiteroles. This will be a lazy sofa evening I think. We were discussing a coworker of Groupie’s who eats the highly processed stuff all the time. No wonder she’s so constantly tired.

People who show up in my feed who only post in “picture” form, doing posts that could just be written in text, which break through my mute filters, will henceforth be blocked on sight. It’s ableist AF, it’s not respecting of other people’s boundaries, and it’s the kind of crap you do on X, not here.

This is a sterling effort! 👍🏻

The 1970s and Birmingham (and the English Midlands in general) doesn’t get enough love. ❤️ Here’s some local ads from there. (When in Birmingham, visit the lovely @cloverspa.bsky.social) youtu.be/6jfIrLjUW0o?...

Now unfollowing accounts that don't do ALT tags. Sort it out, folks. Especially if you run an image-heavy account.