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Pixel artist | Game dev | Sometimes tells jokes no one understands except me
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Life is a metroidvania

Silver Surfer #NES was not as bad as I expected it to be. I might be playing this again later youtu.be/1UBucLE-LZ0?...

Just bought a stack of movies for the price of one mario kart

Proof that the Oscars are full of shit www.thewrap.com/new-oscars-r... archive.ph/XUP4I

"Syurpticious" To stealthily obtain syrup

Word of the day "Demiscify". When there are many misc items in storage and you sort them out is to Demiscify

STREAM TONIGHT! Happy Sega SaturnDay! Tonight, I will be playing some awesome Sega Saturn games consisting of platformers, also a continuation of our playthrough of Welcome House, finally some fighting and SHMUP action! Going to start at 9PM ET!

Bald actors are my favorite because you can put any hair style on them in post

@michaelburns.bsky.social Your work on wise crack has been such a great time and educational. I watched tons of episodes and really hope you land on your feet

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If you never rate anything 10/10, then whatever your highest ever rating was is now the new 10/10. For example: You only ever rate the best things 9/10. This means that everything rated 9/10 is actually 10/10 according to you. UNTIL you finally give something a 10/10

What would happen if I did a #everyone? Does everyone on bluesky see it? Does it crash the site? Only one way to find out

Remember chatgpt can't say asshole or fuck. This might be helpful in some oddly specific scenarios

If you're an expert at #Pokemon which one is this?

#gamedev late night talk show simulator on gameboy

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I hate it. Kill it with fire www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...

*Crying* WHY WON'T THE RED DOT GO AWAY!? I SAID READ ALL AND CLEARED EVERYTHING *continues sobbing* @discord.com

Continuing my Leslie Nielsen marathon. I remember watching this movie on DVD some time around 2006 after watching the remake www.imdb.com/title/tt0069...

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This is much more fun than it should be

Go play Terminator Resistance, it's an honestly amazing Terminator game and it even has DLC where you can play as a terminator. A lot of thought and care went into this one store.steampowered.com/app/954740/T...

I always think I should uninstall Halo mcc because it takes up a ton of space, but then I launch it and have a blast. So it just stays on my ssd forever. Anyway I'm probably buying more ssd's and not a switch 2

It's better to get all the news monthly. That way you're only depressed 12 days a year instead of every day of the year. It's also more fun to talk to friends that way. Did you hear about bad thing today? Nope, it's not May yet

Nightmare Kart is free btw

@Nintendo I just want Conkers Bad Fur Day 2. WHERE IS CONKERS BAD FUR DAY 2?

Is Virgin games still a thing or did they get laid?

Blast Processing is what happens when Robocop eat too many eggs