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the fact that the Thing in Marvel Rivals has a fully modelled jiggly arse underneath his trunks is fucking beautiful.

monster hunter wilds save me

I played a few games in the modern age now and it's definitely the weakest part of the game. It just feels weirdly rigid and underbaked compared to the other ages. The culture victory is a fucking mess, economic is a tad underwhelming, and science just feels weird.

I think Civ 7 would benefit from giving you more control of when age transitions happen. I feel like it's almost there but they just need a consistent way to delay it.

People complaining about the revolt crisis in Civ 7 are beta cucks it's the most fun crisis in the game, it is a genuine game changer and can massively shift the landscape of your game in really fun ways.

Nah fam I stand by Civ 5 being the worst one. How do people play this shit.

Beans on toast slander needs to stop.

genuinely insane that one of the best and most successful games to come out last year just fired it's American team like what do you mean?

a weird pet peeve of mine is when people make a complaint about a story because they are applying a completely different focus to it. Like how people say Steven Universe is about "nazi apologia" even though that's not what Steven Universe is actually about.

i saw feastables at the asda today so decided to grab a bar, and I cannot even begin to describe how awful this is. It might genuinely be the worst bar of chocolate I ever tasted. It's meant to be like, chocolate and peanut butter but all I taste is sugar and salt.

I did not realize just how unusable the UI in Civ 7 was until I got some mods to fix it. How the fuck was I okay with there not being a quit game button in the pause menu?????

What nobody talk about is how the prevalence of smart phones essentially killed those shitty LCD game thingies that used to be all the rage when I was a kid.

1. Heroes of Might and Magic 3, specifically at my dad's friend's house 2. Minecraft, and it's genuinely kinda sad 3. Another Dragons Dogma game with coop, more fleshed out pawns, and way more content than the previous 2 games.

The biggest thing I do not get about Civ 7 criticism is people saying the age transitions are like, a full reset. Very little is actually reset between ages.

Some select pics from the popolalaland trip

Abandoning my boyfriend on valentines day to go to the dentist :)