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zavalixha.bsky.social
cathartic . Literally just my thoughts
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Looking up what the fuck a word means and it just spits out another word i dont know

Life is just dick and balls and pussy . <3 xo

Letting these noodles soak up these buzzballs 🤤

Business days on my weed smh LOL

Mfs telling me to put money into my pension and in the same breath saying how it'll be worth nothing by the time I can get it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hungover as SHIT Walkign and drjnning

instead of retard just say r it's faster and straight to the point

2-3 days without weed what a devastation 💔

Me at that portal: "NO REVOLUTION?"

Corporate travel is the tram saying we commit to be [6 corpo things] CANT ESCAPE CORPORRHRGUEBDISBSKSBSBDJDBRR IVE HAD NO NIC TODAY AND ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL !

Lol it tempts the workaholic to leave early lmao. I stress so much about my own social problems (adequacy) then fucking hate everyones opinions on everyone. IT TEMPTS THE WORKAHOLIC TO LEAVE EARLY. I can't believe what CORPO GRADE everyone is at times its appalling but honestly?

CORPO WORKER !

OAT MILK + 3 TEASPOONS OF HOT CHOCOLATE + 1 TEASPOON OF CHAI LATTE !!! >>>>>>

I support braille rot.

TIGHT WET FARTS KICK DRUMS 😍🔥

Im so close to switching from apple music to spotify the way each ios update just fucks a native app

Being in meetings 🔁 Say I'll do work

AI is my search engine, does what i need it do quickly.

nearly wrote an opinion about the grammys, until i remembered

dick shaming dogs

Goated teacher

WW3 is literally just AI lmao US v China shiiiiit im on China's side the way the US just keeps fucking itself LMAO as long as the open source option is there im down for a stable country** leading this AI stuff $500bn 🤣👉📉

Who actually cares about the doomsday clock?

Vaping/smoke breaks are a good time skip cheat at work.

being human is picking up things you just dropped without leaving the chair

¥$>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

being high on reddit is the best experience. everything's just funny!

I've got the chill guy song theme thing stuck in my head. No thoughts, just a chill brain.

my first world problem is that I can't buy chicken and bacon wraps anymore because every shop puts cheese in it as if they don't have fucking tastebuds themselves 🤮 (i can barely tolerate it)

rewatching Suits is realising you've been mishearing the intro song.

Luigi been an icon.

not ios18 forcing me to use the GMAIL app cos their Mail app's loading time tanked 🤧

the key: crossfaded with a lot of puffs

The grammys been rigged but Vultures 1 is undeniably a GOATED album.

gotta be high to do an album review

Holllywood is so uncreative they just love wasting their money lmao How can you be rich and not take risks? Blah blah blah safe returns. Why not just push creativity and throw money into human capability? 🙄