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I know the floor hates to see us coming 😭😭😭

My face looked gross but my arms look ready to toss a bison! Day 4 in the gym!

My inner thoughts:

First stage performance in like ten years! I was so nervous 🤣

Day 3 in the gym! Solid 💪🏾

Oops forgot to post this!

Got over my fear of going to the gym! Here’s day one 💪🏾

Takes me back to when I was a little emo kid 🥲

If I got arrested, what would be my crime?

This app aged me like MILK 😭 At least I know it’s a lie because my grandma looks glamorous 😂

Idk when I’m going to pop out again so I gotta make it count 🤣

Bringing in the new year with ✨class✨

Watch the pole. I’m tipsy af and didn’t realize that I almost died trying to catch a lil groove 😭

Good morning!

I felt like recreating the Robot Chicken intro 😂

Gotta act crazy so nobody wants to steal me 😭😭😭

Took an afrobeats class today! Ngl I was struggling 🤣 but I had so much fun! I’m dancing next to one of the choreographers.

I didn’t realize how often I change my hair 🤣

Big hair >>>>

Finally found some fleece illusion tights in black people colors 😭

These are my new favorite pajamas 😂

Learning how to read was a mistake

I went live to put on my “man face” and this dude came in at the beginning talking about “You do not need makeup smh”. Oh baby, this isn’t that kind of makeup. Watch this real quick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think I’d be a natural 💁🏾‍♀️

I’m sorry, I had to get this idea out of my head 🤣

This is the best beach photo that I’ve ever taken

Had to join the tiny turkey 😂

You don’t even have to do anything “tempting”. They’ll say this shit about a scalp. A SCALP.

Comment sections are always so fun until the creepy men come and ruin the vibe 🙃

It’s giving “But I’m not a rapper”

Ayeeee Meg reposted 🎉

Me 🤝🏾 doing alternative workouts so I don’t have to get a gym membership

Pixar moms be stacked for no reason 🤣

I sure worry a lot for someone with a Hakuna Matata tattoo 😭😭😭

I’ve been sleeping to bacon and subliminals