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Honestly, commercials should embrace the weird flying facial hair trend the Super Bowl started, if it means ending this insufferable “singing songs badly” trend.

How can you not love a movie where the main character, from an alien civilization we’re given no information about, is having his big 3rd act moment of rebellion two minutes into the film?! #svengoolie #teenagersFromOuterSpace

“Sentence you to TORTURE!” lol #svengoolie

There’s nonsense jargon and then there’s calling out a number with two decimal points #svengoolie

And for the double feature - one of my favorite black and white MST3K episodes! Check out these cool hip teens from space! #svengoolie

Wait, “Ssss” was directed by who? #svengoolie

Ain’t no WAY she could tell that regular-ass snake was Dirk #svengoolie

Bro got killed shit-talking a cobra how embarrassing smh #svengoolie

“Behold the superior human! He…kinda just squirms around and whines a lot” #svengoolie

“Hey you! No screaming in terror after hours!” #svengoolie

This is how I react whenever I hear the phone ring too #svengoolie

Lookin a little green, Dirk #svengoolie

btw did that count as a railing kill? #svengoolie

The doctor now has something in common with Daryl Hannah’s character in Kill Bill #svengoolie #blackMamba

“It’s just a snake” You’ve immediately lost me, Dirk #svengoolie

RIP Harry. A snake who died as he lived: drunk and terrorizing bullies #svengoolie

Dont have to memorize your lines if you’re just quoting from a book *taps forehead* #svengoolie

It’s not a 70s movie without a deeply awkward skinny dipping scene #svengoolie