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Post a sequel that really hits. My choice:

There should have been a Star Trek with Michael Winslow on the crew

A billion dollar idea

Picturing this as a Children of the Atom win quote

"I did enjoy drawing penises next to your face but I really do apologize"

Tonight: a Michael J. Fox double feature

80's movies made it seem like every problem could be solved with a montage set to a power ballad

I am immortal I have inside me blood of kings (yeah)

Bajor elects new pope

I think about this too often but I miss TV shows having proper openings youtu.be/vsXBPvLVPO4?...

Tried a prebiotic imitation of Mountain Dew and boy oh boy does it taste bad

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I love Kyle Fletcher's drippy melting shades

Wrestling brawls spilling into unique arenas is always good

Painting "the bitch fell off" on every aircraft carrier as a precautionary measure

One question I had never thought to ask was "how racist does someone have to be to get called out by Piers Morgan"?

Commando is the definitive Schwarzenegger film in my book

I'm not making arguments anymore. if you use the Plagiarism Machine That Lies to think for you, I think you're a little worm person. A sad little worm person and am uninterested in your "thoughts" on anything else.

The Mask of Zorro

Just fucked up at work and it remains to be seen how bad it is. Uh oh

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Suffice it to say fuck this

Bloodsport blooper

youtu.be/KIYiGA_rIls?...

Excellent thread

The employee orientation bit in the Dumb Starbucks episode cracks me up every time

Only last night did it hit me that Pee-Wee, Miss Yvonne, and Jambi have all passed 😕

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Fun fact: The Shield was a gritty reboot of The Commish

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Good news: the American Gladiators streaming channel is back

Is it finally time for a Pope Ringo?