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Novelist, RLF Fellow, PhD Candidate at the Open University. Working class autistic spoonie. Aro/ace. She/they. Very proud to be represented by @agentkateshaw.bsky.social. THE MOONLIT MAZE is coming from @headlinebooks.bsky.social 2025! No dms pls.
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The Root Children, Sybille von Olfers.

Skincare Reddit is a shark tank. Do not enter unless you wish to have your life ruined by such atrocities as people rating Natalie Portman as 'an 8 now but a 9 in her prime'. Bury me now.

This is my first book, Goddess with a Thousand Faces. It’s a bold exploration of 10 world goddesses that combines storytelling with history! Out now!

The way AI is being forced on us is quite unhinged because it really is just popping up like a bad fart everywhere. No thanks, Word, I don’t want to use co-pilot. Please leave me alone, Meta AI. Fuck off Google and take Gemini with you.

An extremely interesting question.

Who asked you to come for me like thisssss

#Thunderbolts, rather to my surprise? Really effing good. Weird, different, but genuinely surprising and, at points, desperately moving. Like... wow. Who knew #Marvel still had it in them.

Oh look it me youtube.com/shorts/OFLLu...

Unsolicited writing advice, no: 6: The writing world is divided between people who really want to write, and those who want to be writers. To find out which one you are, visualize yourself as a writer. And if that visualization doesn't show you writing, then do yourself a favour: find another hobby.

Subtext in books: oh yeah that's the good stuff gimme more Subtext IRL: what's happening I'm scared

Up early and off through the fields, serenaded by chiffchaffs, wrens and blackcaps. Another fine day in prospect. Have a good day! Xx

A walk before work ☀️ and the Derbyshire Dandelions are looking particularly dandy this year 💛

A tail of two kitties #CatSky

When does Ali Hazelwood even sleep? Someone give this writer some melatonin, stat!

Well after ten yrs of service, I've finally left the Labour Party. I've put up with a lot of shite from the party over the years, but if the official line of the Minister for Equalities is that my partner can be barred from a public toilet without it being discrimination, then I'm out

One of those mornings, almost completely silent with distant Grebe calls and not a midge in sight

Today is publication day for SHADOWS IN THE SPRING and the start of the #blogtour! First stops are with @BookEscapesBlog, @Jolliffe03 and @teaandbooks90 - thank you all so much! geni.us/SITS

The German word for a greengrocer's apostrophe is Deppenapostroph, which I'd translate as "dipshit apostrophe." But Depp is such a versatile word that you could also translate it as "fool," "dork," "nincompoop" etc. In Germany Johnny Depp could therefore be known as Johnny Dork or Johnny Dipshit

A kestrel flew at my head this morning! Close enough to touch. I think it was trying to warn me away from a nest - it made the most genuinely terrifying metallic screech, which I'm sure took 10 yrs off my life. I've never been happier to be screamed at and intimidated!

@bectreveil.bsky.social *mwah!*

OUT TOMORROW!!! Will the goddess of the spring grant their wishes? SHADOWS IN THE SPRING - #Romans #Britons #Britannia #Iceni #gladiator #romance #vengeance geni.us/SITS

Possibly the best joke I've ever made on BlueSky and no one even sent me a laughing face emoji, what is this platform coming to.

Adele's "When We Were Young" but instead of Adele singing to the love of her youth it's me, singing to my boobs.

Adele's "When We Were Young" but instead of Adele singing to the love of her youth it's me, singing to my boobs.

Apparently this needs saying again and again, and now more than ever: Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

Me: *Struggling to fit Easter lamb into the pot* My Mother: I don't understand why you don't just put it on a baking tray. Me: how can I cover it with stock then? MM: I wouldn't do that. I'd just - Me: "Just" make roast lamb, a completely different dish? MM: Yes. What? You're so sensitive!

People always say, "If I was an animal I'd be a wolf, a lynx, a tiger, a shark". Like, guys - be more capybara.

If you're measuring your Parkrun time against anyone except "you from the previous week" you've missed the point of Parkrun.

Well, that's UberEats I can no longer order from now, as well as JustEat. It's bad enough when your food or groceries don't turn up, but then having various AIs laugh in your face when you ask for a refund? The kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.

Buff-tailed Coronet is a great Andean hummingbird with little white boots. #Colombia #birds #nature 🌿

Textile artwork by UK textile artist Rachel Wright, machine embroidered on calico #WomensArt

'Bluebells', machine embroidered artwork by Alison Holt, UK textile artist #womensart

Interestingly, despite being the downfall of women such as Pompeia, noted heartbreaker Julius Caesar isn't believed to have been that handsome. But he was probably intelligent, as he spoke at least 2 languages. (Yes. I know. So why is the last Pharoah of Egypt always described this way?)

#goals

Every feminist I know supports their sisters, cis and trans, and their non-binary siblings, concerned with domestic violence, public safety, equal pay, employment protection, access to healthcare, and other discrimination issues. Obsessing over who uses which loo isn't feminism. It's bigotry.

US: Hey, Ukraine? This whole war thing you have going on is inconvenient for us. How's about you surrender and give Russia everything they want? Ukraine: We are a sovereign nation with the right to self-determination! We will fight for our freedom from oppression! US: Uh, is that like a no, or...?

Long before the rise of modern #music, early cultures used natural elements to create sound. Lithophone is an #ancient stone instrument. Dating back around 30 to 40,000 years, they are among the earliest known musical instruments [kingbeststonegranite]

1/ A wee PSA Chronic illness means relapses, plateaus, and ongoing management, not really a clear endpoint/recovery. So while the intention is kind, “get well soon” doesn’t always land the way you might hope.... #ChronicIllness #Women #Disability #Scotland #UK

Pretty sickened by UK's Supreme Court 🤮 So I'm opening my submission inbox to unagented trans authors in the UK until the END OF APRIL. I'm not currently open to general subs BUT if you're a trans author writing folk horror, weird, experimental, mystery, literary/upmkt fiction, take a look below 👇

*Me* My good sir. Let us not degrade ourselves. Let us both acknowledge, like gentlemen, that you have already had your after-dinner treat. *Stubbs*