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At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Salt Bae became in charge of the FAA

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

In Soviet USA you don't get cuts on taxes. Taxes cut you.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The bar I get food from always asks if I want my beer in a pint or 22 ounces. Next time, I’m just gonna say, “Keep the girth, add some inches.” Like W.C. Fields

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

One word to describe The United States political climate. Mukbang

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Who the fuck walks around eating enchiladas? Me.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

My DJ career is SKYROCKETING! Said not me.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Noticing a disturbing trend of older male ponytails.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Tommy Tuberville is Hanover Fiste.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Getting to that age Mixmag is gonna have a regular obituaries section.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I enjoy the quiet here—no dime-a-dozen influencers, no sketchy ads, and no gearheads flaunting their insecurities. Just me, like Cobra Commander, lounging in a Barcalounger by the fireplace inside the Terror Drome.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Purchased and flipped this record at least a dozen times. Not expensive but just fun when people who've been looking for it get it from me.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My customer service personality and work spirit animal is...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

You're just mad I can eat more potatoes than you.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments