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28 he/him, I think all cats are girls and all dogs are boys
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The big day is such a horrible album. I tried for literally 6 years to pretend it wasn’t bad. It’s a dead meme now but fr get chance back on psychedelics and set his wife free 😭

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My 30 years old resolution is to try to draw/write/create ANYTHING at least once a week. Even a shitty doodle. Even a dumb joke. I made this lil guy at work today and I love him

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I can smell the bear pheromones on you, embarrassing

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Let’s kill and eat this guy* *a fictional guy

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Lobster boy was an abusive piece of shit and I suspect that it had something to do with the lobster of it all

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Final garden update for the day

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Free Palestine

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More garden updates

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Garden updates

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I’m heading to st Augustine Florida for my birthday. If anybody needs anything let me know.

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Impractical Jokers but they just beat the shit out of me until I die

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Shark and Pomma Sushi 🍣 . Who else wants to be turned into sushi so I can stock a shelf? 🍱

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I love ice spice so fuckin much.

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Horny on main? Son, I’ve put up with you for 3 months because your aunt asked me to give you this job. What the hell are you talking about? Blue sky? Tweeter? Get your ass back out there and clean the parking lot or your fired

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I’m a diabetic, so every apocalypse scenario I’m dying pretty quick because I need refrigerated insulin every day or I’ll die. So every “zombie plan” for me is just coming up with a hilarious way to end myself that will permanently make an impact on whoever survives and keeps humanity moving

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Knew a turtle named Frank growing up and he was the horniest mf around. Wonder what he’s up to rn

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Imma very depressed. Ayeeeee I don’t-a wants ta be alive much more! Ahhhh I don’t like a the way life feels! Oh ho ho!

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Got a site wide ban on Reddit for telling an actual nazi to kill themself and honestly that’s what I get for using fuckin Reddit

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Wanted: local wizard capable of conjuring the forces of the underworld. Must be licensed and insured. Must have two years experience channeling the dark lord. Inquire within my subconscious while I sleep!

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I hate ai as much as the next guy but I’d definitely try to have sex with the smart house from Smart House

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Show me ur boobs and let me draw them from memory to test my cognitive ability

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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

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Fixed that for you

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Michelle Obama has the most rizz of any presidents family members, right? Like idk if I’d have anything in common with her but I know she’d make me laugh if we got stuck in line at Disney together

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Sliced Dentist on Rye

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My life could be so much simpler if I had a meatball sub

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Not even making a joke, did revenge porn exist way back in the day when people would draw nudes? Like would fuckbois show their friends the drawing of their beloveds ass?

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A gorgeous woman asked me to remove a frog corpse from her office today so I’m winning

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Horny for lunch

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I wish I was shaking ass at the deli

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Forgive me lord, for I must jork it, religiously

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I know Bluesky doesn’t care about this shit, but this Ethan/Hasan debate is nuts. Can’t believe I used to watch so much Ethan 💀

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Shirt that says “I killed a man in 1994. This shirt is an admission of guilt and not a joke.” And on the back it says “the guilt is eating me alive”

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Real cummers know the difference between the store brand coffee and the real deal.

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Cryptid that’s one of those 10 foot skeletons and he’s just a pleasant guy and loves Halloween

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Trans rights are human rights, but couldn’t they be so much more? Let’s give trans people drilling rights too, I think.

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Wonderful from Wicked is maybe my favorite song currently

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The aquabats > throwing myself off a public building

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Drank KFC gravy after my fries were done

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When I pop a tire I just wave a handkerchief and say “Yoohoo, boooooys” until someone helps me

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