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zeemachine.bsky.social
The best singer in the whole entire history of the world ever. Also the biggest exaggerater. He/They. Contact: [email protected] 📍Los Angeles, usually.
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submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I've decided Benson Boone, whether he knows it or not, is trying so hard to be the straight @zeemachine.bsky.social . . . . . . he's not succeeding.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Damn @zeemachine.bsky.social got me all emotional this morning! music.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQ5...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

New music soon from @zeemachine.bsky.social @bentleyrobles.bsky.social

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like a good time to bring this back. @zeemachine.bsky.social youtu.be/SA3rtOW4DJU?...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This has been my dream since the inception of this chart. [a few months ago]

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

On vacation and can finally let it all hang out.

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

Newest addition to the collection arrived 🥰🥰 Stream @zeemachine.bsky.social if you like having a good time

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

😍 @zeemachine.bsky.social Can I Be Honest…? signed vinyl has arrived!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

This was an exciting moment, I didn’t expect @zeemachine.bsky.social to see my little video at all! Very flattered! Heartbreakery, Habit and Stealing Candy are my favorites so far.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie. 1. Sarah Jessica Parker 2. Katy Perry 3. Darren Criss 4. Rosie O’Donnell 5. Kristen Bell

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Wait, the season finale of White Lotus is NEXT WEEK??? Bitch how how are they gonna tie all that up….

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Hi divas what have I missed

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, quote a screenshot of the Top 10 songs of your On Repeat playlist on #Spotify! Can't stop listening to @zeemachine.bsky.social again lately! 💙

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

@zeemachine.bsky.social

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Wake up 🚬s, @zeemachine.bsky.social released an expanded version of his latest album.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Maaaaaan the new @zeemachine.bsky.social album is SO GOOD! And the Lil Nas X album is coming out soon ughhhhh the gays are eating so good rn!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Can I be REALLY honest…? Stream @zeemachine.bsky.social NOW!!!! I need that UK tour immediately!!! 😍 #CanIBeReallyHonest

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoying listening to the new @zeemachine.bsky.social album while knitting this (non-Batman) cowl during lunch. 🧶🎼

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Vibe of the day: Slutty and Sunny @zeemachine.bsky.social

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

My gay opinion of #CanIBeReallyHonest the new #ZeeMachine @zeemachine.bsky.social deluxe album www.mygayopinion.com/19086/zee-ma...

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

NGL @zeemachine.bsky.social this look has me feel the cosmos shift and things pucker.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

We cum to @howldtla.bsky.social for magic ✨🍿 📸: @olinschneeds.bsky.social @jamiekaufmanphoto.bsky.social @macdoesit.bsky.social @puphoney97.bsky.social @zeemachine.bsky.social @chunkybehr.bsky.social @pupblink12.bsky.social @pupd0rk.bsky.social

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Queerties fit

submitted 73 days ago • 5 comments

👽 👅

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I’m kinda falling off this app, yall. Idk.

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

@zeemachine.bsky.social

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Polaroids I took at @zeemachine.bsky.social concert

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t STANDDD it when someone says “I’ll let you know” cuz like no the fuck you won’t you noncommittal butch. Tell me now or don’t tell me at all. Cuz no one who has ever said “I’ll let you know” has ever let me know.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The coat, the vocal steamer, the pizza.

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

Always love seeing @zeemachine.bsky.social

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to @zeemachine.bsky.social makes me h word 😮‍💨

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Covered Whitney tonight, 13 years ago year to the day that she passed

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

@zeemachine.bsky.social is awesome

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing Zee Machine at Kung Fu Necktie here in Philly, and there's a light blizzard happening. Anyway, here's this thing at the bar.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Not to be dramatic but I feel like this might be the prettiest I’ve ever been??

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

Support GAY POP @zeemachine.bsky.social & @bentleyrobles.bsky.social just released a BOP! 🔥

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Authorities have apprehended Bentley Robles and ZEE MACHINE. This newly released mugshot shows the two at the time of their arrest, which involved premeditated revenge against an ex. The only statement they gave? “Lock Me Up!”

submitted 105 days ago • 4 comments