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animal sighting

McDanooj

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

Explicit confirmation that the United States Congress is at least partially aware of Alf hog

so nice to see we have like, actual community moderation so we can DROP KICK transphobes and other bigots DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN and never have to listen to their strange and childish ramblings again

reddick did not have it in him i am in shambles

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

You can't squeeze blood from a turnip but you *can* put a turnip in a sock and swing it around wildly until you are forced to leave this Arby's.

For the newbies, one of the great features on here is that when someone has tried to quote-post dunk on you, hit the … and select “detach quote” and nobody will see the post or who wrote it and they will look like an asshole. (Blocking works like this too.)

Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers. And he is absolutely screwed. 🧵

hello again silly gay people on my phone forgot what i was gonna say, carry on as usual

Piss on his grave

[Pre-Stream] Rhett & Link KILLED Gnorts ► youtu.be/L_squne65Qk

PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF you will do a BAD JOB let ME do it