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zeestermeester.bsky.social
Ope. Midwest writer and narrative designer. Subnautica | Naughty Dog | Compulsion. Yet another social media platform.
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Until I was like sixteen, I used to get David Copperfield and David Blaine confused.

Absolutely wild that telling people that the future can be bright fucking works. Better can exist for us all.

Pouring a drink for the homies in New York. Congrats yall

Opening an aquarium that also hosts seafood boils as a lil side gig. Experience the wonder of nature and then the taste of nature after.

very weirdbad time to be making our silly little video games, but I have had the time of my life with my friends and co-creators at Summer Game Fest with Blumhouse Games. It was an incredible experience.

There’s a heat wave in NYC. Last year when the temp hit 98, I got the @thenarrativedept.bsky.social assignment to write my first Twine game. At first, Twine confused me. I was frustrated. Eventually, I kind of snapped. So I wrote a game about what it’s like inside my head when the heat goes up.

Chang E Fleeing to the Moon Drawn for an adventure written by twitter user @/daredevilalyx for an unreleased project

Dawg it’s hotter than the devil’s asshole out here wtf.

Saw a blonde woman with some Fulani braids just walking around. I can literally see the traction alopecia coming for her edges in real time!?

There is an “obscure childhood book” trend on TikTok right now and yall do know if a book has a Newberry Medal on the cover, was a NYT Bestseller, or was made into a movie it sets firmly outside the realm of obscure!? Bffr Tuck Everlasting? HATCHET? Stop it!

Mixing all the cleaners in the bathroom just to feel (briefly) alive.

Been procrastinating cleaning my apartment for a week? But this? This will be spotless.

To this day I have never seen a gameplay clip of Stellar Blade. Just her breasting around. Deadass, what is the game even about?

I need it now.

One thing I like about the weather warming is when I’m walking around and seeing little babies and toddlers discovering things for the first time, while their tired parents look at the them with exhausted, yet loving eyes. It warms my heart.