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Hi boysss and gulsssss im ur new health secretary. want sum horrseee dewormerrrr. how bout some milk with pooooop in itttt. it cures covidddddddddd

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Just posting this picture because I immediately realized that if I ever came across this, yarn kittan would have a home for life and it's why I have to be very careful in a world full of collectable sweet things

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Best post of the season.

submitted 138 days ago • 190 comments

I'm so behind

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

my absolute favorite part of this entire Culture Moment™ is that the entire halftime show was a poet laureate level performance about the black experience, coded and metaphored in a way that the oppressors it talks about can not and will not understand it even when it is played directly at them live

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

i only have ms paint but it still suffices to illustrate the big ol Telling On Myself moment a lot of america is going through right now

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

submitted 143 days ago • 582 comments

You: returns to Facebook Facebook: I'm 136 years old and baked my own cake good bless !! Why don't pictures like this every trend [twenty-thumbed AI abominations]

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

A small but necessary instance of nature starting the healing process

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Well yes this is offensive stereotyping sure but please don't tell anyone it's exactly photorealistically true in my case

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

What a presidential term huh Lemon, it's week one

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments