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this is what handed Doug Ford his last majority and probably what'll do it again in six days. make your peace with whatever's left to enjoy about Ontario because with his third mandate, Ford is going to fire a fucking bazooka at it.

Perfect skeet

if the midterms even happen I hope the dems get absolutely crushed. what would it even matter at this point.

hey I'm all for free speech but egging a cybertruck like this is taking things too far. Those eggs could have been used in a cake or an omelette.

After the third time he was hospitalized with COVID, Jair Bolsonaro was immediately attacked by an emu so don't you dare tell me you can't be a fascist dictator AND dedicate your life to comedy.

Don't go back. The government and the ppl who voted them in made their choice. They'll turn you into a target when shit goes pear shaped anyway. Leverage this very public endorsement of your skills and value to work somewhere better and never look back.

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

Before they congratulate themselves for the tribute to Sinead O'Connor, they should probably own up to the fact that a week after she ripped up the photo, their next host joked about physically assaulting her for it.

Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

You can't have an avian flu pandemic if everyone's already died of Polio. In this article for the Atlantic I, Johnny Ray Florko, will prove why RFK Jr. as HHS Secretary is a very good and also very great move by the Trump admin.

Hakeem Jeffries is the Avengers: Age of Ultron of congressmen

you have no idea what happened between him and AEW mgmt and it's peak smark to act like you did. His feuds with Darby, Danielson & Eddie Kingston kicked every kind of ass and I wish we'd seen more of him. If going back to WWE gets him fired up again, good.

BAWITABA BA DANGY DANG DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY GO TO BEETLEJUICE AND GET A HANDY

33 years later and I just realized why Eddie Van Halen uses a drill on the guitar riff for Poundcake

Drake's gonna headline NYE @ Nathan Phillips Square and stunt on all you hoes

Is the villain of the Thunderbolts movie Tulsi Gabbard?

This guy's third mandate is basically all sewn up and I'm sorry but that's a damning statement on the electorate not the candidate.

This is Ric Flair level debt

Shoutout to anyone still using mental illness as an excuse for Kanye's behaviour. What a cool and efficient way to tell your friends and family dealing with mental illness, as well as any Jewish friends you have that you fucking despise them.

Susan Collins is trying to sneak her way through Trump's second term like Solid Snake, knowing there's a chance he's forgotten all about her, but if he sees her even once, he'll get a giant red exclamation point above his head when he instantly remembers that she voted to convict.

what is I am four eels

EGG-ULATOOOOOORS MOUNT UP

[adrock voice] WELL IT'S THE TAKING OF THE SHELLHAM ONE TWO THREE

Norm Kelly 100% would have voted No

your extremely dumb convoy-loving high school friends have probably been quiet during the tariff ordeal because they now realize they somehow even failed at nationalism.

first time in my life I've even taken a half serious look at the logistics of fleeing the country but I'll definitely keep all this in mind if/when the day comes that I have to.

Pierre's energy forever

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?