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(he/him) #audhd - God dammit, we've got to be kind! - Stone cold drip king - Spotify called me a Coastal Grandmother.
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Calling yourself a king doesn't make you a king. Being a merry old soul and calling for your smoking apparatus and house band does.

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If you're a trans artist and interested in your art being on the cover or inside of Issue 3 of TRANSplants Zine, please get in touch and submit something! I pay and there's a decent sized readership. asterolsen.com/transplants-...

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A leading autism intervention researcher was among the sweeping NIH layoffs last week. My latest for @thetransmitter.bsky.social www.thetransmitter.org/spectrum/aut...

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This Reacher guy gets in a lot of fights.

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By law, every motion picture made before 9/10/01 had to end with a mad dash through an airport.

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Is it true that Trump fired Jenny Lewis because she was the only girl in Postal Service and now he's taking it over?

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Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?

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Beanie Babies were the original crypto.

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The business model: what about a DDOS attack, but on bookstores?

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elon musk: "I am literally hitler" the new york times: "elon musk experimented with a new tone on thursday. some critics fear authoritarianism."

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Jesus Christopher Cross

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At the press conference, McConnell stated, "I already broke everything there is to break. Time to die. I really hate you all." He had more prepared remarks but once again did a full reboot in public and ran out of time.

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As always a huge thanks to the legend Mark Fantone for being a backer on JITTERS MOVIE! Taking us to 20 backers! We hit our target of 20!!! Amazing Now let’s hit 25! www.indiegogo.com/projects/com...

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JUST IN | A joint assessment by the United Nations, European Union, and World Bank estimates that over $50 billion is needed to rebuild Gaza and the West Bank over the next decade after the 15-month US-Israeli genocide.

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Doing the “walk of shame,” or, as I call it, “just walking”

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Is creamy seafood and whiskey chowder a soup or a drink? What if it's served in a bread cup?

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im just a widdle congwessman what can i do??

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This is the worst news I've ever heard.

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Terrifying if true: the truth

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Dorothy as "Maude Dib" in a Golden Girls/Dune crossover is probably as well-crafted a shitpost as I'm gonna do today...maybe ever.

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Can't wait for Nosferatu to release on streaming so I can finally use all my Nosferatu shitposts that I thought of too late to use when Nosferatu was in theaters!

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If work emails were honest: Hey! Just checking in. I haven't showered in 3 days because I'm so depressed I can't breathe. Hope you're well. Talk soon. 😃

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"Skeet threads should be called 'ropy blasts'" and other horrible thoughts I had to get out of my head

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