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I want to fart in the Criterion Closet 🎥 https://boxd.it/WDoN
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Pokémon Alex Jones has a gay Poliwrath

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The Pokémon equivalent of Alex Jones selling ground up rare candy powder with his face on it via his website, InfoWartortles #pokemon #worldbuilding

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you all asked for it. my top 30 movies of 2024 I wish the Brutalist was playing in my local bathroom so I could watch it without the need for an intermission. or watch it at all

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Can any of you shitposters help me make a Movies Joe Biden watched in 2024 letterboxd list?

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kraven scores points for accuracy. that's a real noise rhinos make #kraven #rhino #SPUMC

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Missed movie tie-in potential: Come to White Castle for our new limited time Kraven Case, made with real water buffalo meat with a side of Russian dressing In the movie Kraven lives in a renovated Russian castle that he paints white. He humorlessly refers to it as his “White Castle”

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Drones are here to remember the glory days

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Music biopic but told from the perspective of the heroin needles

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because of this scene I do not associated with ppl name Marge. They can do this at any time

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How long until you can piece together 100% of the Substance using clips from these posts

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i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hang down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.

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everyone please update your letterboxd top 4 in solidarity

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Werewolves (2024) is a reminder that sometimes peak movie character design is as simple as “Wolf Man with a nose ring and a denim vest”

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Really weird choice of movies today idk I was just kinda feeling it

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James Wan made his career filming scared man in basement

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Didn’t realize there was a South Korean Martial Law thing today cuz I have short films hidden on my Letterboxd settings

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✝️📽️🦅🌊

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conclave would have been over must faster if they simply had held a squid game

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seen Signs enough to know that i am an alien's worst nightmare. i have a small bladder AND asthma

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hello future fox news intern checking my profile when i run for president. just so you know i gave Reagan half a star on Letterboxd (and I'd do it again)

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thankful for movies 😌

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Keeping this in my back pocket in case step dad brings up Trump tonight

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my favorite part of Here is the six minutes of caveman Tom Hanks jacking off slightly out of frame

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

the scene in Titanic where Billy Zane says "nobody will care about Picasso" and the scene scene in Titanic where Billy Zane says "nobody will care about Freud" kick ass can we make those scenes into an entire movie and make it about Saturday Night Live. Should be worth about 78% on Rotten Tomatoes

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I don’t think any character from it will be playable in Super 2023 Bros. but Saltburn will absolutely be a stage

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imagine a movie about George Washington where 5% is the Battle of Monmouth and the other 95% he's a horny little freak that gets cucked by Martha

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Tried to go see the new hunger games movie but was rushed to the hospital when I ran out of breath trying to say the full title to the usher

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The only way to experience Spy Kids 3 is maxed out at 720i in the corner of the comic book store

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Saw the Holdovers. The only thing that held over after was the Paul Giamatti fish smell in my nose. The first 4D movie

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