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We’re entering the Find Out phase…. Really hope that these people find out as hard as possible apple.news/AxqVshB8dS0e...

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10 years ago today I chose some questionable lines and inappropriate airtime, voiding my collarbone warranty during a gravel race (on a cx bike of course with 32c) "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing" I guess #collarboneday #sloridetohell #superpro

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Racing sunrise to The Box™️ 📦

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The boys keeping my watts honest on the morning ride #WGMR

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Mt Hamilton above the clouds

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- Why did you provoke and attack those two burglars?

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I swear, I get no special treatment here... #Apple

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This little kicker on a fast straight was fun to hit during the race, wouldn't send you high but faaaar! Hit it hard on the last lap and took a while to touch down 🤣

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People concerned about losing jobs to AI.... Can't even complete a fucking sentence, y'all safe

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Just a month ago I got the keys to an empty shell that is now the @apexcoachingco.bsky.social Performance Center in Boulder, CO! We hosted our grand opening 2-weeks ago and then a media event for Strava & Zwift last week…so it’s been busy! You can see more at: apexcoachingco.com/performance/

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Fun times yesterday at the races @repackracing.com #cccx 4 Perfect trails, great weather and tons of young talent! 📸 Rick Rasmussen

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This idiot enrages me every time i see him, his company and product have no concept of privacy, they are designed to exploit users. And I can say for a fact that he has absolutely no clue what is talking about youtube.com/shorts/s1mn7...

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Best one yet.

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That was 83 minutes of pain, but totally worth it because of the #BlueSky #cccx @repackracing.com

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Before becoming one of the greatest motorcycle racers of all time, Valentino Rossi could do a mean wheelie on his bicycle. #BicycleBirthday Born on this day, February 16, 1979

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Ronny Chieng explained climate change on the Daily Show a year ago and it remains as relevant as ever!

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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Morning gravel bliss with my love ❤️

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Love to watch the traffic while comfortably sipping my morning coffee

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Waiting for the sun

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If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

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New York Times update on Moss Landing battery fire.. DTSC found high levels of cobalt, nickel, copper and manganese in soil up to five miles away, confirming SJSU/Moss Landing analysis; also found in water, but below drinking water standard. 🔋🔥🔌💡 #MossLandingFire www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/u...

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“Do what you can, with what you’ve got, where you are.” Resistance is not futile, it may be inconvenient, but we got options #deleteGoogleMaps #deleteGoogle

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TrainerRoad & Zwift integration is now finally live! I dig into how it works after a bit of usage, including some of the new features being debuted here. Full details: www.dcrainmaker.com/2025/02/trai...

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