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If you knew me then, you may know me now. We’ve all gotta get through this somehow
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Somebody please tell him that Biden’s cancer is the “best, most tremendous, wonderful cancer of any President ever.” Then just wait.

If you have any heart to speak of, do not ever question his sincerity.

If we’re going to spend time and energy and countless electrons poring over details of a President’s old age and cognitive decline, isn’t it more relevant - at a critical level - to take on the current one rather than the last?

“WE NEED TO REOPEN ALCATRAZ FOR THE WORST PEOPLE!” Go on, keep making that bed…

A quiet Thankyou to the nice lady who was more than a few years my senior and charmed my ears off at work today. I don’t care if you’re probably older than my mom, you’ve got it goin on.

“Vladimir, stop!” walks and quacks like “Daddy, no!” What a effing embarrassment.

I’m all in for Pope Guido.

A Chicago Bulls hoodie makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member the same way a shiny gold cross makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.

Vaya con dios, Val Kilmer. Loved watching you as Doc Holliday.

Was witness to somebody’s dog run over in the street on my way home. The dog shouldn’t have been out and the driver should’ve stopped (but didn’t, even after), but the end result is someone’s dog was killed right in front of me less than an hour ago. This shakes me up even though it wasn’t mine -

And… not that anyone else seems to have noticed, but everything in this world started the screaming shit-skid to hell right after we lost Lemmy in December 2015. History will someday show that Lemmy Kilmister was the last thing holding this world together.

I’ve been to Canada, more than once. I love every part of it I’ve seen and every Canadian I’ve met. Canada is too great and too wonderful (and, yea, too Canadian) to be cast as some “51st state.” It’s an insult and nobody should stand for it. The sooner he’s gone, the better.

Spotted elseweb and stolen for all the right reasons

For anyone who might be wondering, this is what the words of a true leader sound like.

Currently watching Star Wars ep 8 (Last Jedi) and laughing quietly every time I hear “We are the spark that'll light the fire that'll burn the First Order down” “Lit the fire That burned the stick That beat the dog That bit the cat That ate the goat my father bought for two zuzim.” Had gadya!

From 2017. Everything all over again.

So, how ‘bout them egg prices … … …

I already miss having a real President.

I’m going to miss having a real President

Signal boost to my friends in the area

Was offered $4k for my car by a customer a few days ago. Flattered, but… no thanks. Money can’t buy it. For those who don’t know, my daily’s a 28 year old Dodge Neon. Base model. But it’s also a well-kept 5-speed, and likely all I may leave behind someday. All my hoopties turn into classics.

Just learned we’ve lost President Jimmy Carter at 100 years of age. A man of great service throughout his life, his last gift to the USA will be getting TFG off the headlines for at least one night. Thank you, Mr. President. Godspeed.

“More fun than a frog in a glass of milk” is a phrase that never lets go

About that pardon: I’m not one to question the sincerity of a man who has had to bury two of his own children. Were I in Biden’s position, after all that’s happened in the past year (or even the past few months), I can’t say that I’d have done any differently. Right or wrong, his call to make.