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Fossil preparator, photographer, Lego lover, dinosaur nerd in a quaint fishing village.
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Why I Am Underwhelmed by the Lego T Rex Skeleton: An Argument With 4.5 Examples. Never mind the three other Lego Rexes I have. 😂 #lego #dinosaurs

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Elon Musk behaves like someone who thought StrongBad videos were motivational. "Chicks LOVE a guy with a chainsaw!"

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The weirdest paradox is that after you hit 35, you pretty much feel like you’re both 20 and 60 years old at the same time forever. Like it’s just a lifetime of thinking “but what do I REALLY wanna do with my life” while you fire up the blood pressure machine that lives on the kitchen counter now

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Elon Musk behaves like someone who thought StrongBad videos were motivational. "Chicks LOVE a guy with a chainsaw!"

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You have died of procedural norms.

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When I told the barista that life was being lifelike, they said “well I believe in you”. And that hit… and for a second, I was a little embarrassed, before realizing that we all need that, especially now. So. If you’re seeing this? I believe in you.

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Goals…

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Fridays mean nothing anymore all days are equally tiresome now

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Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"

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No. Don't. Stop. We'd HATE it if JD Vance was... nah, I can't maintain the sincere sarcasm.

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Not an optimist or a pessimist but a secret third thing where you look up at the sky and scream a lot

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They’re going after Dolly? Oof! www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton...

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Back in the saddle, working on a new zine project. About paleontology. Strap in.

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When I realized that the ad that interrupted the YouTube video I was watching was FIFTEEN MINUTES LONG... I realized that maybe, just maybe, YouTube's ad system is fatally borked.

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I can't be the only one watching current events with the energy of that scene at the waterfall in Emperor's New Groove "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." "Yep." "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Most likely." "Bring it on."

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Silly. That’s what friendly local game stores are for!

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[quietly shelves an "um, actually"] This is entirely accurate and contains a sufficiency of truth.

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If you can’t successfully message against this you don’t deserve another cent in fundraising and should go the way of the Whigs.

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They fired the nuclear warhead experts then scrambled to rehire them. They fired the bird flu experts and are now scrambling (HA!) to rehire them. All in the name of "efficiency"?

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Gig economy bodyguards? Why, what’s the worst that could happen! gizmodo.com/uber-for-arm...

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A Jewish zionist shoots what he thinks are Palestinians, but they turn out to be Israelis. They are convinced that they have been victims of an antisemitic hate crime (which is technically true, but not how they mean it). This like a Chelm fable. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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The real problem with being a paleontologist of a certain age. 😂 #paleontology #lego #dinosaurs

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