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What is it with streamers that have doctor in their name and being a nob eh?

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Not so fun when the foots on the other shoe, huh? Gotta keep those balls in the air!

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Summer vibes~ youtu.be/tsfnuyyjaB0?...

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You know what really enhances a lovely summery evening? A big honkin bonfire somewhere nearby absolutely stinking the house out with smoke. Fucking great, love it.

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Dear Mr Suckerberg, you are wrong, I do not need 15 AI friends, I have a demand for 15 real lovers. Hook me up with a few mil and I can get to work on that. Cheers m8

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Xbox going "We weren't making enough money on hardware, so we've increased the prices to guarantee we make even less. All to ensure value for Xbox owners."

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If they make gaming only for the wealthiest, they best make sure it's theeee wealthiest, otherwise losing huge proportions of money from the povvos will see them fold.

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Insane.

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Anyone wantin to be compared to a kiss from a rose on the grey?

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Updating my dating profile to say "I got diarrhoea"

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Congrats 2 @zafarcakes.bsky.social on his new job running the Coral twitter acc!!! Nice 1 gaffa!

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A big bag of crisps, a cold bottle of lager beer pints and rewatching one of the very few movies that gives me the willy shits. Quality!

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I keep getting adverts for Final Fantasy 14 branded hair dyes, so I relented and bought one. This is what I look like now:

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My mum goes to me "Dad's driving me up the wall!" "What's he doing?" "He keeps singing that gets the job done song. He knows all the words!"

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First crown 🥲

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A breakfast baguette from the sandwich shop delivery van, top banter and reading Altered Carbon in a disguised PDF instead of working. Then at lunch it'd be over to the pub next door for a pint and a sarnie in the sun. Great days they were.

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The weather today reminds me of the best place I ever worked, back when I lived in Guildford. A 10 minute train ride out to a Surrey village, working in an air conditioned office in a converted mill, on a lake. Goslings following their mum on the water, right under the windows. Quiet.

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Hanging out with my baby nephew, who turns 1 next month. He got excitable, grabbed my face and bit my nose, then laughed.

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@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social Happy birthday auld yin!!! Enjoy the last 2 minutes!

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Just playing some illegal chess in my FPS game 😎

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The toilets in my house are unisex, despite there being two of them. Am I getting arrested??

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I hope HashtagJamesy is enjoying the episode of Chef's Table about Jamie Oliver! Heh heh heh heh...

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Incredible

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They really didn't think it through did they? Just fuelled on pure bigotry.

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My brother in law has gone on a 4 day stag do in Benidorm. Last week, the wedding was called off, oh dear. They couldn't get refunds on the trip so they've gone anyway. I bet the (former) groom is a right bundle of joy.

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I'm in Sainsbury's and they just played an Argos ad over the speakers that invited me to "upgrade your back doors"... 🤔

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Getting emails wishing you happy birthday, on the fake DOB you put on their site as current day+month 1970.🥲

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The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, and as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.

submitted 8 days ago • 57 comments

What is it with streamers that have doctor in their name and being a nob eh?

Not so fun when the foots on the other shoe, huh? Gotta keep those balls in the air!

Summer vibes~ youtu.be/tsfnuyyjaB0?...

You know what really enhances a lovely summery evening? A big honkin bonfire somewhere nearby absolutely stinking the house out with smoke. Fucking great, love it.

Dear Mr Suckerberg, you are wrong, I do not need 15 AI friends, I have a demand for 15 real lovers. Hook me up with a few mil and I can get to work on that. Cheers m8

Xbox going "We weren't making enough money on hardware, so we've increased the prices to guarantee we make even less. All to ensure value for Xbox owners."

If they make gaming only for the wealthiest, they best make sure it's theeee wealthiest, otherwise losing huge proportions of money from the povvos will see them fold.

Insane.

Anyone wantin to be compared to a kiss from a rose on the grey?

Updating my dating profile to say "I got diarrhoea"

Congrats 2 @zafarcakes.bsky.social on his new job running the Coral twitter acc!!! Nice 1 gaffa!

A big bag of crisps, a cold bottle of lager beer pints and rewatching one of the very few movies that gives me the willy shits. Quality!

I keep getting adverts for Final Fantasy 14 branded hair dyes, so I relented and bought one. This is what I look like now:

My mum goes to me "Dad's driving me up the wall!" "What's he doing?" "He keeps singing that gets the job done song. He knows all the words!"

First crown 🥲

A breakfast baguette from the sandwich shop delivery van, top banter and reading Altered Carbon in a disguised PDF instead of working. Then at lunch it'd be over to the pub next door for a pint and a sarnie in the sun. Great days they were.

The weather today reminds me of the best place I ever worked, back when I lived in Guildford. A 10 minute train ride out to a Surrey village, working in an air conditioned office in a converted mill, on a lake. Goslings following their mum on the water, right under the windows. Quiet.

Hanging out with my baby nephew, who turns 1 next month. He got excitable, grabbed my face and bit my nose, then laughed.

@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social Happy birthday auld yin!!! Enjoy the last 2 minutes!

Just playing some illegal chess in my FPS game 😎

The toilets in my house are unisex, despite there being two of them. Am I getting arrested??

I hope HashtagJamesy is enjoying the episode of Chef's Table about Jamie Oliver! Heh heh heh heh...

Incredible

They really didn't think it through did they? Just fuelled on pure bigotry.

My brother in law has gone on a 4 day stag do in Benidorm. Last week, the wedding was called off, oh dear. They couldn't get refunds on the trip so they've gone anyway. I bet the (former) groom is a right bundle of joy.

I'm in Sainsbury's and they just played an Argos ad over the speakers that invited me to "upgrade your back doors"... 🤔

Getting emails wishing you happy birthday, on the fake DOB you put on their site as current day+month 1970.🥲

The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, and as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.

Black Mirror episode idea: I get an AI girlfriend and we live happily ever after.

And that's on burger!

Imagine your name was Wiffy Schitz.