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zerojokes.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, queer, communist, and married+polyam in Seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some NSFW stuff. mutuals can reply and DM. please be 21+ to interact.
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Slate plus? fuck off

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

being queer and open has done wonders for my self esteem, and has done significant damage to my schedule

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

submitted 18 hours ago • 228 comments

It is so grey+wet outside that I need to cuddle with a dozen people to get through it

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

^ not my best work but I’ve been “on” for 4 days

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

when I open my witch-themed restaurant I’m calling my special the 3-curse menu

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

THE WASHINGTON STATE BILL TO DENY GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE IS DEAD. Great job everyone! washingtonstatestandard.com/2025/02/22/r...

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

submitted 1 day ago • 101 comments

After we find out the creature in Loch Ness is gay we’re going to start calling it Harnessie

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

british people call umbrellas “brollies” because they brolly left them at home

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

LOVE making new friends starting with mutual physical attraction

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submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

This makes me laugh every time. I will not explain myself!

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

every company I’ve been in for the past decade simply asked for one gender neutral bathroom per building, or restroom signs indicating which type of plumbing features are in. Facilities reps always go 🤷 when asked why they won’t. but they’ll speed up in a hurry to do shit like this.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

hell yeah it is

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

How are the Dems so bad at this

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“This house is a symbol of fascism, and the fascist Hasina is trying to destabilise our country from exile. We will not leave any trace of fascism intact,” Sayed Ahmed, one of the protesters, told Al Jazeera. Absolutely!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This getty image tho 🫦

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Luigi Mangione stuns in court today

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

1/ @adamsmith.house.gov recently did an interview w/ the New Yorker where he admitted that he and Chris Rufo had been talking since 2023, and that Rufo had "convinced" him that DEI is "too extreme". Anti-DEI is essentially pro-segregationism www.newyorker.com/news/the-led... @nwprogressive.org

submitted 18 days ago • 22 comments

when a sex worker charges extra for DP they call it congestion pricing

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submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

resisting the urge to reply "I can tell I just started my shift as a butcher because I want to hold that hog" under every fcf post

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