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DMC is the reverse Sonic. Sonic had more better games than bad, but is viewed as a low quality franchise. DMC had more shit games than good, but is viewed as high quality franchise.

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>scrolling through steam >see "Girls Made Pudding" >look inside >sashimi

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I had swastikas on my Tesla before it was cool 😎

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Jumper by capsule is the only official song you can do the robot dance to and not look like a tool.

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Sci-fi race of aliens who are just humans, but blue with spiky ears is peak design.

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I do not care how powerful you become, you cannot defeat me in this point of time, for I am a snug bug in a rug.

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Sometimes after shitting in a public restroom I'm gonna run out yelling "Ew, someone shat and didn't flush" to avoid flushing.

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Bro you better not come into my business asking me to do my job, because I film everything and I'll make a youtube short explaining how hard it is to deal with paying customers who asked us to do a service for money, but in a very annoyed tone, so it makes you look like an ass.

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Hardest part of being a vocaloid fan is being told to turn off your chipmunk music.

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Netflix and kill 😈😈😈

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Life goals: getting really ripped and naming myself "Killa Lonewolf".

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I've been seeing a lot of these new Liji pcs, but have never heard anything about them before, is it a good brand?

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I'm trying out lungmaxxing. I smoke iqos all day at my PC, then I take breaks every half and hour to go outside for a fresh breath and to smoke a malboro red cigarette, and after a hard day of work, I'll treat myself to a vape. Maybe a few zynns before I go to sleep too.

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I could not be a nurse. I just imagine some bodybuilder with giant bulging veins coming to get a blood sample taken, and I would quit on the spot, shit looks like it's gonna pop like a balloon the second I touch it with a needle.

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Me and who?????

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These vtubers pretend to be so cool, like, oh yea, I'm such a quirky girl, Im not like the others. Well, they scream all like the other women when I sprint at them in a dark alleyway at night.

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I get really cranky (runny nose) when I'm off my meds (vitamin gummy bears).

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Got my pink meownster, nyaaaa~ I'm ready to moderate my discord server :3c

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Best gambling tip you'll ever hear: QUIT! Your job, so you can make more time for gambling.

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🤸‍♂️ 🏌‍♂️🦽 \/ Adios!

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Blue collar worker? Nah, I'm a popper collar worker. Straight up pimping!

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How did Linus Tech Tips make Linux???

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it is too late, I have already depicted myself as the calm and collected catgirl with tons of crabs in stock and you as the raging seethcel yelling at me

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The easiest way to sit through a boring movie is to pretend that you're not watching a movie, but a series of Youtube Shorts and turn your brain off until grey matter starts leaking through your nose.

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I love rhythm games. They have all the challenge and difficulty of learning a real instrument, but none of the cool factor. I can spend all this time to stay a loser!

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I'm actually a really nice guy on the inside, if you had an x-ray to scan me with you would see a heart that is twice the size of a normal heart. My doctors said I have 5 years to live, but they're just haters who don't want to see me spreading christmas cheer.

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It would be so easy to get away with murder if you were a wizard. I could just conjure a mageblade and stab my victim and when the police comes, the murder weapon just disappears as if it never even existed. My lightning bolts could reach you anywhere in the world. No one would be safe.

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Current media and news will try to tell you that you can't fight against a nuke against these so called "superpowers". They are wrong. I will need to enter my retreat again and once I breakthrough the next major realm of my body cultivation, I will be able to deflect even nukes off my jade body.

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Noooo, please don't ban me, Valorant, I didn't mean it, I just have Tourette's from the 1800s.

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I wish I was Japanese the way I get no pussy and want to kill myself.

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Would you still love me if I was Gordon Ramsay's undercooked, but at the same time burnt, grilled cheese sandwich, where the cheese is made in one part of the world that costs 30000 dollars, but also it didn't even melt and there's kimchi inside of it? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Sea creatures are not meant to have vertebrae. At least the ones I consume. An octopus has like 1 bone and then 99% juicy tasty meat and it can still be pretty annoying, meanwhile fish are like "I have 2 trillion little silk-like bones that you need to make sure to remove or you die". Fuck you.

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People have been theorizing that they built the pyramids using ships on rivers to transfer the stone, but they're literally in the desert, have you seen any rivers in there? The ancient Egyptians carried them over using Shai-Hulud, who carried them over, this technology has been lost to time now.

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The Treatler

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