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Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

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i know i wouldn't find it funny if it happened to me but damn it's always hilarious when someone doesn't realize they're off mute in a massive meeting and are having a whole ass conversation

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

jesus christ (of latter day saints) is every single secret life mormon wife pregnant right now

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

harry potter is literally about the power of love. like the whole thing is that lily's love protected harry from the killing curse? his love for and willingness to protect others is how he defeated voldemort? i know there's a lot of problematic shit in the books but like, does she have amnesia?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

and i mean that shit

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going to my friend's house for shabbat dinner tonight and she refuses to tell me what i can bring but i cannot show up to anyone's house for a meal without bringing something. she's such a pain in my assssss

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

fuckin terrible day to find out john irving is a zionist lol girl you're not even jewish

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

espn consistently has THEE worst baseball broadcasts, they're borderline unwatchable. a teenager with a smartphone and a dream could do a better job. good riddance

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

sure, mitch mcconnell cynically masterminded the plot to destroy the US constitution and american democracy, but you have to at least credit him with lifting up his own constituents in Kentucky to make it one of our richest and most prosperous... (touching earpiece) wait I'm getting new information

submitted 1 day ago • 144 comments

baseball is cancelled sorry

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it's crazy how much more productive i am when i have baseball on in the background. i didn't even realize it's 5:20, i've just been happily plugging away

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zyhir hope

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jesus christ, hope he's okay

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

wait is justin here? 👀

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meetings done for the day, it's BASEBALL TIME BABY

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

god I love a historical gay twist

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you know the waffle house index to evaluate how bad a natural disaster is? i have the warsaw index. i know things are really, really bad when my polish coworkers start asking me what the fuck is going on in america

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

king

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As James Baldwin said, we are being led by people who do not believe in death, and so they cannot face the limited reality of their own lives nor can they imagine the preciousness of the ordinary lives of others.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

maybe men would live longer if they spent more time getting preventative care and less time legislating the bodies of cis women and trans people

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maybe they're dying younger because they're such hateful, crybaby assholes and refusing to process their emotions or manage their anger leads to heart disease idk just a thought

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i'm (not) sorry but zelensky is cool as shit, has always been cool as shit, and has been putting himself on the goddamn line for nearly three years now in defense of his country. anyone who thinks our jackass president is in ANY way superior to him as a leader is even more delusional than usual.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment