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Someone gave out mini fun dip out for valentine day. I dumped half a pack in my mouth and I think i saw God.

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I think all my time spent working in the dishpit helped me practice not falling flat on my ass with all the ice on the ground

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If my neighbors don't change their smoke detector battery imma go shit in their parking space

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I found a China TikTok alternative called rednote and I've only used it less than 30 minutes and the algorithm somehow already knows I'm into kamen rider lol

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I never thought I'd have to dump skill points in to arctic wilderness exploration but im thinking maybe I should start

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What is it called when you are horny for a relationship

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If you want to get women don't send a dick pick, she gets dozens a day, stand out, send a pic of your bootyhole. Shows vulnerability, chick's dig it

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I take so much advantage of the fact that the 2 cameras that cover the aisle i work in aren't working

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Franz Ferdinand new album The Human Fear is a 10 outta 10

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You call it worrying i call it running combat Sims

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TikTok hits different when you are hiding in the bathroom at work

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PSA i found a new stim and I'm going to make it every one's problem

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Watching YouTube without ad block is like the worst form of edging. Unrelated does anyone know how to block ads on Xbox? I tried changing dns servers but that didn't work, and I'd consider making a pi hole but the router/modem belongs to the apartment so I don't want to poke around in that

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The masculine urge to see how far you can roll a roll of tape down an aisle

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There is a sewing machine and vacuum cleaner repair shop ner me that I'm certain is a front for something. How can they make enough money in this day and age?

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why would i pay for an amuesment park ticket when i could just get high and spin in my desk chair for free

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That's right kids put Tony's glazed hole in your mouth

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Check it out i found a new slur!

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Also shout out to this dope sticker I found

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It's been so long since I found anything good at goodwill! The snap ships looks unopened! The other one has been opened but when I shake it it sounds like it has most if not all parts and if it doesn't I'm sure I can throw something together with what's in there

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Nothing like ripping a shloink off a bloink and then going to goodwill

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TikTok shop is just this generations infomercial and all these subscription services are just this gens version of the blank of the month club

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The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world that he can't believe it's not butter

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Civilizations will rise and fall before I give up a bit

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I am a slut for computers you can access in video games

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Putting pillowcases on whilst zooted should be an Olympic sport

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Bluesky is the place for thoughts I can't post on Facebook lol

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I fell down a rabbit hole and will spend the night climbing back out. There's this national trades championship series where people compete in vacation, plumbing, electrical, etc youtu.be/LJOxNzSgmbc?...

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Twonked off a gume eating a gyro,watching smosh's 2024 meme review, playing pokemon too many types on my phone. Happy new year indeed

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If the man next to me on the bus can be brave enough to read his whole credit card number out loud, then you can be brave enough to do anything

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Jet man finale gonna make me cry

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i found what im doing tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaPE...

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Someone gave out mini fun dip out for valentine day. I dumped half a pack in my mouth and I think i saw God.

I think all my time spent working in the dishpit helped me practice not falling flat on my ass with all the ice on the ground

If my neighbors don't change their smoke detector battery imma go shit in their parking space

I found a China TikTok alternative called rednote and I've only used it less than 30 minutes and the algorithm somehow already knows I'm into kamen rider lol

I never thought I'd have to dump skill points in to arctic wilderness exploration but im thinking maybe I should start

What is it called when you are horny for a relationship

If you want to get women don't send a dick pick, she gets dozens a day, stand out, send a pic of your bootyhole. Shows vulnerability, chick's dig it

I take so much advantage of the fact that the 2 cameras that cover the aisle i work in aren't working

Franz Ferdinand new album The Human Fear is a 10 outta 10

You call it worrying i call it running combat Sims

TikTok hits different when you are hiding in the bathroom at work

PSA i found a new stim and I'm going to make it every one's problem

Watching YouTube without ad block is like the worst form of edging. Unrelated does anyone know how to block ads on Xbox? I tried changing dns servers but that didn't work, and I'd consider making a pi hole but the router/modem belongs to the apartment so I don't want to poke around in that

The masculine urge to see how far you can roll a roll of tape down an aisle

There is a sewing machine and vacuum cleaner repair shop ner me that I'm certain is a front for something. How can they make enough money in this day and age?

why would i pay for an amuesment park ticket when i could just get high and spin in my desk chair for free

That's right kids put Tony's glazed hole in your mouth

Check it out i found a new slur!

Also shout out to this dope sticker I found

It's been so long since I found anything good at goodwill! The snap ships looks unopened! The other one has been opened but when I shake it it sounds like it has most if not all parts and if it doesn't I'm sure I can throw something together with what's in there

Nothing like ripping a shloink off a bloink and then going to goodwill

TikTok shop is just this generations infomercial and all these subscription services are just this gens version of the blank of the month club

The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world that he can't believe it's not butter

Civilizations will rise and fall before I give up a bit

I am a slut for computers you can access in video games

Putting pillowcases on whilst zooted should be an Olympic sport

Bluesky is the place for thoughts I can't post on Facebook lol

I fell down a rabbit hole and will spend the night climbing back out. There's this national trades championship series where people compete in vacation, plumbing, electrical, etc youtu.be/LJOxNzSgmbc?...

Twonked off a gume eating a gyro,watching smosh's 2024 meme review, playing pokemon too many types on my phone. Happy new year indeed

If the man next to me on the bus can be brave enough to read his whole credit card number out loud, then you can be brave enough to do anything

Jet man finale gonna make me cry

i found what im doing tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaPE...

Im back with a pair of custom capri's ! (my pantleg got caught and my bike ate it lol)

Gonna pop 2 gummy and ride my bike to the store yall wish ya boi luck lol

I'm just a possum stuck in the dumpster of life