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zeuel.bsky.social
"When they go low, we go lower." Lawful evil shitposter. Probably should go to therapy instead. American empire enjoyer.
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Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦

Oh great divine forces of the world, fate, and gravity, I don't ask for much but really really pretty pretty please! It would be so hilarious if you could do this one thing for all of us! XD www.cnn.com/2025/01/29/b...

Whats it called when you are a Michigander that wants to dress in camo, shoot guns in the woods, and larp with politically like-minded friends but you think the governor is an absolute badass girlboss and would 100% vote for her in 2028 if she ran for president? @biggretchenwhitmer.bsky.social

a Peeping Don

I started twice-a-day exercises. I am going to be a subject and not an object if this shit turns to chaos.

I saw this before the election but seeing it now makes it even more real

The same Dems who responded to George Floyd’s murder by wearing kente cloth & kneeling think posts like this are somehow helpful, I’m not the least bit surprised…

Dickhead

Starting up my Just Dance routine tonight. I need to do cardio so I can get a sick summer body or just in case I need to be able to outrun death squads. I want to be flexible just in case this year hands me a surprise somehow.

Holy ****

New: A Boston federal judge has temporarily blocked prison officials from transferring a transgender woman to a men's facility and denying her access to gender-affirming care in accordance with an executive order issued by President Donald Trump. www.reuters.com/legal/us-jud...

Did assorted types of ethnic men stab women and LGBT people in the back for their own potential gain? Yes. Does that mean those assorted socially conservative ethnic groups deserve what is being done to them right now by the Trump administration? Also, yes. Go! Go! We want to forget you!

Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.

I am Team Steves all the way! Go MAGA defeat DOGE!

I support Sinister Steve! For the ascenscion of the Adeptus Metranichus! America for Americans! 🏳️‍⚧️🦾

In the conservative civil war, I support the MAGA jocks over the Asian/African nerds. Less competition over tech jobs and signfiicantly fewer minority male social conservatives will allow for the ascension of the priestesshood of the Adeptus Metranichus.

I side with Sinister Steve over Elmo and Vivek on immigration. Conservative Indians seem to want to use LGBT people as a new bottom class and therefore I champion Steve's crusade against turd eater's trash flotilla. Its either them or me and it ain't gonna be me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBL...

The puppet master and his puppet.

My dwarves are strongly considering demonic ascenscion so I can better dispatch these vile flying monkeys!