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I FINALLY SAW SINNERS! I can now go back and read all those social media thinkpieces I’ve been avoiding for fear of spoilers.

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Why are people attacking me on Instagram for something I posted on Threads? I’m not going to fight with you about politics on a post about my cat. Please get a grip.

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My friend that I was supposed to see Sinners with tonight had to reschedule and now I have to continue to avoid like 80% of my social media feeds so I don’t see any spoilers 😭

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I just went ahead and blocked Neil deGrasse Tyson and encourage you all to do the same.

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tech bro is short for technically broken

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Something is happening over on Threads that is making the app uncomfortable to use. I don’t know if it’s my algorithm or the people I follow or what, but I just … can’t be there right now. Which sucks because it’s my favorite platform. (Sorry, BSky!)

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The feminine urge to ruin a baby shower with political commentary

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Honestly how do you guys even know if people are stealing your content? I never remember the things I post

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The people who think $5000 is a massive windfall that will spur a baby boom are the same ones who think a canceled $2000 social security check “won’t be missed.”

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I don’t turn off Mother’s Day emails from brands because I, too, am Mother. Thank you for noticing that I DO want Fly By Jing sauces for Mother’s Day. And that I AM the woman who gave me everything. It’s me. I’m moms with taste.

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We love to see it.

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SEATTLE! Don’t forget to vote today! ✅

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Young people have advocated for an intersectional approach to the climate crisis that addresses the realities of environmental racism. Here’s what to know about the unexpected effects of discriminatory environmental policies this Earth Day.

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I’m sorry but if you’re a #SFGiants fan and you’re not completely obsessed with Jung Hoo Lee idk what you’ve been doing for the last month

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Having kids is great if you like emptying 10 pounds of pencils, pipe cleaners, and rocks out of tiny backpacks every weekend

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If you won't make the world accessible to those currently disabled today, at least do it for your future self. Be as selfish as you like, say: "When I'm 80, I want to be able to get a coffee and pastry down the street, all by myself."

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If the highest and holiest member of my religion stayed alive just long enough to tell me to fuck off, and then promptly died, I would simply walk into the ocean out of sheer embarrassment

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I wrote about co-parenting unexpectedly interfaith kids on my Substack ⬇️ #JewSky

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I have extremely mixed feelings. Read more on my Substack ⬇️

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Today’s conversation with my Republican dad: Dad: This country has really been going downhill for the last 40 years! Me: Who was president 40 years ago, DAD??

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Y’all I had a dream last night that I was dating someone and dumped his ass because I didn’t like how demanding and dismissive he was. Even the men of my dreams ain’t shit 😂

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Quick question: Why are scammers so bad at their jobs

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I see your “but her emails” and raise you a “but their text messages.” New post on my Substack 👇🏻

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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: eggs and waffles, big cup of Folgers, then open the old text message app to read about the administration's secret plans to bomb Yemen. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.

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My Trumper dad: Why do my friends know about stuff going on in your life before I do?? Me: Because they subscribe to my newsletter. Dad: I didn’t even know you had a newsletter! Why aren’t I subscribed?? Me: I can add you, but I don’t think you’re going to like it …

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Check out the webinar (at 11 AM PT / 2 PM ET) and other ways you can help protect undocumented kids by visiting the link below 💔

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I feel the need to say this because we do not live in a free society and I am ready to believe any and all threats from individuals associated with the Trump administration: I hope Jasmine Crockett has EXCELLENT personal security.

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Wife: You know this whole thing started when all the boys in high school got mad when No Scrubs came out

submitted 37 days ago • 53 comments

If you were ALL of my 7-year-old’s pants, WHERE WOULD YOU BE??

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LIL NAS X RELEASED NEW MUSIC THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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I used to be so boy crazy in my teens and twenties and now I can’t even be bothered to respond to men’s texts and I love that journey for me

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If the word "inclusion" makes your ass mad, I'm sorry for you. Go relearn that shit at your nearest Kindergarten, if it hasn't already been defunded and whatnot.

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