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Writes stories about ladies who like ladies. Forgets how to smile normally when a camera appears. Sometimes wins awards. Has cool website FAQs. She/her. https://ejnoyesauthor.com/
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I've reached the stage of working on this manuscript where I'm starting to enjoy it and love that characters. Thank the universe, because I have to submit it in just over five weeks... Make or Break will be out in August!

💬 “You should write because you love the shape of stories and sentences and the creation of different words on a page.” ― Annie Proulx 🌈 If you love the shape of #sapphic stories, consider joining the GCLS Writing Academy. Bit.ly/3WslMPU #GCLSWA #sapphicfic #lesfic #writesky #queerbooks

Wellll... I suppose I actually have to finish writing the book now.

youtu.be/ZptdnP_QZPU?... #lesfic #saphicwriter #gclswa

If you missed the Sapphic World Book Club event, you're in luck! I'm not sure if incomparable is a good or bad thing, but I'll take it 🎉

"E. J. Noyes's beef with a particular pickle" is not a sentence I ever thought I'd see and deem correct, but here we are.

⏰️TOMORROW⏰️ One more sleep!😱 Join us TOMORROW, 01/25 @2pm (EST)/Sun, 01/26 @8am (NZDT) for our #BookClub & Q&A event with superstars @zgrokit.bsky.social & @abbycraden.bsky.social!🎉 🚨REGISTRATION CLOSES TOMORROW 01/25 @7am (EST)!🚨 Don't miss out!🤩 👇Sign up here👇 forms.gle/Fjw2TdygqsTz...

If you've ever thought to yourself "I wonder what E. J. Noyes is like at 8 a.m. on a Sunday morning," here's your chance to witness it... Join "the voice of sapphic dreams," Abby Craden, and then me, the very much not voice of sapphic dreams, to chat about Merry Weihnachten!

Always a good day when you can work a Titanic joke into a manuscript. Sapphic World Book Club is on in five days! Sign up ⏬

Could be worse, I suppose.

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Baby, it'll be warm outside for me during this event, but that just adds to the fun, right?! Join me and Abby Craden for a good ol' chat about Merry Weihnachten with the Sapphic World Book Club!

To say I am devastated over our local Southern California fires is an understatement. I no longer have words to express my grief for my friends, family, and our communities that are going through this tragedy. To help, I am holding a fundraiser for Pasadena Humane. Please see below⬇️

A thousand apologies - I went adventuring and didn't draw the winners of my Merry Weihnachten signed paperback giveaway. I've now done so and emailed the winners, so if you checked on the 9th and got sad because there was no email, check again!

I'm 66k into this #Sapphfic #wip, which means I have about 2/3 of the words I need (about half of them just random scenes in approximate places) and I still have no firm idea what the conflict in this story is going to be 🤦🏻 Oh, pantsing...you silly beast, you. 🌈📚

My WIP has hit 60k, which means I'm calling it a book 🎉 I'm still not 100% sold on the title but for now, it'll do (let's be honest, this is probably the title for good now). No firm release date on it yet, but I'm aiming for June/July. Another contemporary #sapphic romance: actress + makeup artist.

Aaand now it's paperback giveaway time! Five signed paperbacks of Merry Weihnachten are up for grabs. Comment on the website post to enter⬇️ ejnoyesauthor.com/merry-weihna...

When one #Sapphic Book Bingo door closes, another Sapphic Book Bingo door opens. That's right, it's time for us to start the 2025 edition of Jae's wonderful event! 🥳 You can find everything you ever wanted to know about SBB25 right here ⬇️ jae-fiction.com/sapphic-book...

It’s been a great year for sapphic books. @byrdwrites.bsky.social @virginiablack.bsky.social @1maconleigh.bsky.social @katjackson.bsky.social @kategavinbooks.bsky.social @zgrokit.bsky.social

Universe help us all, I have an author Instagram/Threads. You can add to your dose of E. J. at: e.j.noyes for both Insta and Threads.

I'm a bad author. It's been a busy few days and I totally forgot the Kindle version of Merry Weihnachten is now available from your version of Amazon! I wish I could link them all, but I'm limited by social media and my ineptitude, so here's the US link. www.amazon.com/Merry-Weihna...

“What do you think about us meshing the merry? We could choose our favorite Christmas traditions, and do them together…It might help us feel less alone for this holiday.” @zgrokit.bsky.social @bellabooks.bsky.social @jennabeebs79.bsky.social https://buff.ly/3ZOGDz0

Why not get a Bella gift certificate for the book lovers in your life. Now 15% off!

It's giveaway time! I have Audible codes for Merry Weihnachten and I'm giving a bunch away. Even better? I have both US and UK codes this time. If you want a chance to win, mosey over to my website, and comment on the post (make sure you say US or UK). ejnoyesauthor.com/merry-weihna...

"I was going to do some of the things my family would do anyway, but doing that alone is going to make me sad. And, perhaps you could do things you used to do with your family." @zgrokit.bsky.social @bellabooks.bsky.social @jennabeebs79.bsky.social https://buff.ly/3ZOGDz0

New: Merry Weihnachten by E. J. Noyes: Book Review A heartwarming holiday romance that will get even the Grinchiest Grinch into the Christmas spirit. @zgrokit.bsky.social @bellabooks.bsky.social @jennabeebs79.bsky.social https://buff.ly/3ZOGDz0

I'm thrilled at the love for Merry Weihnachten! You can grab an eBook copy now from Bella Books: www.bellabooks.com/product/9781... Or audiobook from Audible: www.audible.com/pd/Merry-Wei... Kindle from Amazon 25th Dec. Full disclosure: I didn't make these lil graphics.

It's audiobook release day for Merry Weihnachten🥳 And it's already got itself a best-seller banner! You can grab your copy from Audible/Amazon, or your audiobook outlet of choice. www.audible.com/pd/Merry-Wei... And! You can also snag the paperback from Amazon today, if that's your jam.

I'm delighted to be @iheartsapphfic.bsky.social 's Author of the Week! Stay tuned for some fun stuff, and the chance to win a paperback copy of Merry Weihnachten. Today we have Three Truths and a Lie. Can you guess the lie? www.patreon.com/posts/3-trut...

Merry Weihnachten Kindle preorders are up on Amazon! And yes, it's being released on the 25th of December 🤣 It really is a Christmas book when Amazon releases the Kindle version on Christmas Day... www.amazon.com/Merry-Weihna...

A heartfelt holiday story that blends American and German traditions. Both MCs were great, & although it wasn’t a rich-poor trope, that wealthy factor added another layer. Also, pretty low-angst which I very much enjoyed. PS- I saw what you did there with the Lee Winters nod @zgrokit.bsky.social

Merry Weihnachten is here! Happy release day, friends! If you preordered from Bella Books, that eBook should be in your hands already. If you can't wait for Amazon, groove over to Bella Books: www.bellabooks.com/product/9781... December E. J. Noyesletter has gone out, check those junk folders.

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