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never seen reception this tepid and hesitation over sluggish progression this strong to a modern monster hunter, so of course y’all will snort that shit like a bag of cocaine and then wonder why capcom stopped making arcadey games

PSP go is the best playstation portable model not because it has the most refined screen or because it lets you dock to a TV with a dualshock 3 controller, but because the button layout prevents clawing, meaning it’s impossible to play monster hunter on it

Anyway genAI in video games is going great. The AI upscale remaster of Tomb Raider 2 turned these mysterious instruments into a touchtone phone, complete with the classic R button! It's really important that we burn down the world so we can do this.

youtu.be/EQU_LKllDBY?...

HI EVERYONE OUR GAME DEMO IS OUT NOOOOWWWW!!! give it a try! 💥👊🥰

Elon's laughing at Black and Brown immigrants being completely chained up for a flight while the White House calls it ASMR. Hell is too good for this bastard.

falling down the 3rd party controller tech review rabbit hole and coming to the conclusion that people who see wireless as a make or break feature need to grow up

“that’s crazy” “…taxi”

picking out cakes at the café earlier when my girlfriend suddenly hits me with the “why don’t you just describe them by their color or something” and i can only muster a thousand-yard stare

for years we've been searching for the ultimate action game... one that combines deep character handling, meaningful level design, dynamic enemies and a considered scoring system. we all thought it impossible. well listen up fella...

i'm about to walk into the tv station i work for to do the morning show and i can not wait for the white german women to be like "hmm ich weiß nicht 😅" about the halftime show

i can not wait to listen to that fucking drake album this friday

balatro specifically has me thinking about this a lot & it’s ironically the game here i’ve enjoyed the most. there’s obvs strategy to it, but the fact what was providing these insane dopamine rushes for me was primarily RNG, big numbers, bright colors and sound effects… low-key scared me a lil bit

"the last of us part ii had 11 times the budget of uncharted 2" is absolutely dystopian information

guy who's played one video game: i don't respect video games as an art form guy who's played 100 video games: i respect video games as an art form guy who's played 1.000 video games: i don't respect video games as an art form

can anyone name even a single indie game in the last five years that popped off like crazy and it's not some addictive compulsive bullshit

my crazy taxi gameplay is shockingly more consistent on PC and i can’t tell why… and it’s insanely annoying because i can’t fix the constant microstutter seemingly endemic to the port LOL. tried it fullscreen vsynced on my CRT as well and no dice.

this is directly targeting some of my oomfies but i have to come out and say it. "score-chasing in arcade games is sorta like grinding for bigger numbers in an RPG 🤓" is such a deeply unfunny bit. y'all need better material i swear to god