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I love the Texas Backyard Wildlife cameras. πŸ¦‰

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

"Fuck you, make me."

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Severance! SE-VER-ANCE. My God.

If I send this to you it means I’m seeing right through your bullsh*t #severance

mos eisley ass names

i do not think that subjecting civil engineers with decades of experience to code reviews from teenagers will actually make the nation safer or more efficient but i do think it has the potential to radicalize the absolute fuck out of those engineers, which is, well, not great

I just overheard a dad talking to his young daughter: "That was fun, huh? A bagel, a little park action?" I say the same stuff to my dog after an adventure. Was the dad talking to his child like she's a dog, or do I talk to my dog like she's a child? (I think we know the answer to this.)

Something about the way I move my wrist while crocheting makes my FitBit think I'm exercising. It starts buzzing and telling me I'm earning "zone minutes." Bless its heart.

I'm being required to sign up to be a mentor at my workplace. The intake form asks why I want to be a mentor, and my response will be visible to others in the system. So I'm trying to come up with a business-appropriate version of Marshawn Lynch's "I'm just here so I don't get fined."

I just signed up for the Guardian Weekly magazine. I need to stay informed, but I can't handle the hourly/daily onslaught anymore.

Timeline cleanse

I started transcribing Revolutionary War pension documents today after seeing the National Archives' call for volunteers who can read cursive. I've been looking for a new volunteer gig since COVID ruined pet therapy for me. I may have found it.

Reposting this for myself and anyone else who loves stationery 🩷

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

man just fuck everyone involved here fuck the senate for not barring him from office the second he did this fuck garland for not getting this done sooner fuck the supreme court for delaying and sabotaging and fuck everyone who voted for him again this should have been the end of him

This b.s. "notification" plus the latest Meta news have me *thisclose* to exiting Instagram. I will miss it way more than FB or Twitter. Sigh.

My mid-1990s HP-48G calculator had the *best* buttons.

Just got my first work email that made me say "How fucking *dare* you, and also, fuck you" of 2025. Now the year has really begun.

A.I. is garbage: a tale in two screenshots

I just clicked through to a knitting pattern designer's profile on Instagram and saw that her bio starts with: "Autism mum getting through life one creation at a time." Oh, fuck off.

This article ends with: "The Container Store is preparing to file for bankruptcy in the coming weeks after months of losses." Not my beloved container store! :sobs: