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I was a Ziggy Piggy
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Ronald McDonald had his bottom McRibs removed so he could suck his own Big Mac.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I really slept on AP Bio. It's probably one of the funniest shows I've watched recently. Perfect role for Glenn Howerton and a great supporting cast.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I made mango jalapeño salsa. Please clap.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I like Bluesky, but there's just not enough people posting gifs saying "this" and showing someone pointing up.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

submitted 33 days ago • 15 comments

I will never delete any of my posts, and you can't prove otherwise.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I like having a smart watch because it tells me "great job" when standing up after a long poop.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Children should be on leashes until they are old enough to open a can of beans by themselves.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Wait until you see my horny religious neighbor...

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 71 days ago • 1119 comments

The date printed on the milk carton always ruins the surprise ending.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Post a gif of your favorite comfort show

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Happy thanksgiving

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Camping sex is by far the most intents

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

His name is French for good Jovi.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

submitted 94 days ago • 97 comments

Looks like my boss got to the CNN doctors.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Hamsters seem pretty dumb running in their wheel, don't they? *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* *pause* *scroll*

submitted 519 days ago • 5 comments

I don't subscribe to bedtime premium, so I have to wake up to ads in my brain every 20-30 minutes.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care about crypto currency. I want to know more about cryptid currency. What does Bigfoot keep in the bank? What do mothmen exchange for goods and services? These are the questions I want answered.

submitted 96 days ago • 5 comments

I heard you are allowed to post pets on this website.

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Breaking: the Rizzler has been appointed head of Housing and Urban Development.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

*me looking at a 5.25-inch floppy disk drive.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Halfway to being a great shitposter. Now, I just need to focus on the posting part.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

This place seems kinda nice. I haven't seen a single mobile game ad or neo-nazi post since I got here.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments