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Replacing "Regards" in my email signature with "Do better"

it was just pointed out to me that the deportations mean that 90 Day Fiance industrial complex will come to an end and if that won't radicalize the MIL demographic, I don't know what will

Wearing a nice shirt with sweatpants is called the work-from-home mullet

Praying every morning for the strength of the one gorilla 🙏🙌

If every job paid a comfortable living wage, what would you do? I think I would be an art teacher or art therapist.

greeked up playin χbox all day

FUCK evil

Doing some Microscopic Blogging ™️

No I do not want your tote bag! Thank you!

Microsoft is BDS? Zenimax is striking? It's freeleech baby

Foot fetishist: you wouldn't last three seconds in my shoes

The real recession indicator is me unmuting the pet pictures channel in your Discord server

I shook my head wearily, resetting the clock to 0 on the board labeled "Days since Chris Taylor Brown showed up in my news feed"

The recent pope news is cover for the real story: me slamming six chocolate bunnies back to back

also being a "my tummy hurts" girl is low-key goated when drinking too much coffee as a replacement for schedule 2 stimulant medication is the vibe

I'm not considering the Y2K revival real until I can buy a round monitor again

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnng covid