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Eccentric Web cartoonist and TTRPG designer/reviewer. Creator of 3 Raccoons in a Trench Coat, Satanic Panic, Dinosaur Erotica: The Role-Playing Game, and many more! Horror, fantasy, and funny animal fan. they/them/🎃 Art tag: #zart linktr.ee/zigmenthotep
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Well, I just recorded one of the worst voiceovers I've ever done, and now need to decide if I should scrap the entire project or have it done with a horrible voice.

*no sound* *checks settings* *verifies headphones plugged into computer* *Headphones obviously in ears* *still no sound* *Inaudible confusion* Anyway I have one sets of headphones for my computer and another for my phone.

Getting someone into pro wrestling is kinda like really low-level bimofication.

The interesting thing about dial-up modems was that you could dial into any system without using the Internet. Literally just your computer called another computer. And there were consumer services that would dial into directly receive content.

I have a naturally deep voice—or as I like to call it "Smooth baritone"—so when I started actually doing serious voice training to improve my range I expected to be working on going higher, but apparently there's actually a decent bit deeper I can go.

*Movie where dozens of people get graphically shot and blown up* Ah yes, good old morally-correct cinema. *Movie where five people get stabbed, but also forces you to empathize with the victims* OMG, that's disgusting, how can you watch that? We should form a little club to ban that kind of thing!

BIG thing i get teased about over the years (in playful ways, it is fine buckaroos, but a light tease none the less) is the DIRECTNESS of my titles. many who stumble upon my books will immediately comment 'the title is so long it just says what happens'. here are some of my thoughts on that...

Best I've found so far is this small-but-maniacal clown, but I think that might be the wrong energy to be bringing into my life.

I know a small-but-knowing clown wouldn't fix me, but it wouldn't hurt either.

Haven't been feeling great lately. Anyway, here's the top fictional eurodance album of 1999. #zart #monstergirls #lowbrow

For those who might be a little confused by this season of America. You might be asking, "Aren't there some kind of laws preventing the president from just handing unrestricted access to the weird uncle you're parents are very insistent you're not allowed to be alone with, but won't say why?"

Haven't been feeling great lately. Anyway, here's the top fictional eurodance album of 1999. #zart #monstergirls #lowbrow

Zine Month week 3 #zinequest #zinemonth #zimo2025 #ttrpg youtu.be/cPuOdoWHrZs

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As long as we're talking about all things Tingly TTRPG, check out my review off The Tingleverse, if you haven't already! I should probably cover the other books now that I have them, as they address issues I had with the core book. #ttrpg #zvid youtu.be/lfa1fjrffpU

Okay, time for Zine Month week 2 picks! #zinequest #zinemonth #zimo2025 #ttrpg youtu.be/K9dylzw1sT8

If there is one problem with Chuck Tingle it's that he's so prolific that it's easy to miss tinglers you might be interested in. Like "Bisexual Polyhedral Role-Playing Dice Orgy," hell yeah, sign me up! But also, it came out in 2019 and I'm just leaning about it now.

Listen, I can't speak for anyone else, but I consider the "Perpetual beta test" aspect of Dead by Daylight to be part of the fun. the updates are like "Okay, fuck, the party hats made some charters invincible and others explode when crouching, so we're going to try replacing them with fanny packs.

Alternately: [Cool sounding game] A Flubbed by FLETCH Endoventure. All these system branding are A: Dumb, and B: Tell me that this is a product primarily for people for whom that branding has some kind of significance.

I'm so tired of looking at Zine Month campaigns that are like [Cool title and image] [Interesting Premise] To play all you'll need is a pencil, some dice, and [some random "OMG, look what I used as part of the mechanics" bullshit that I don't want to deal with]

Oi sluts! 20 hours left to get in on this! 44 things, including Penetrating the Veil, a journaling game about fucking ghosts! itch.io/b/2661/queer...

I think what most non-horror fans don’t realize is that to horror fans most horror films don’t scare us. What we look for in a horror film is the quality of the storytelling and visual language presented on the screen. Some of us look for deeper themes and relatability.

Less than 48 hours left in the Queerotica Bundle 2025! Wowie Zowie! You know what that means! Time to shill it some more to make sure Every Last Person Has A Chance To Grab It! itch.io/b/2661/queer...

Me: Boy it sure would be inconvenience if my Scenes dock just disappeared right before I needed to record something. OBS: (Holding back laughter)

What the actual fuck is this? It just stopped letting me copy and paste from menus. Which is helpful when you're also drinking coffee.

Every TNG episode is like Picard 🤔 Riker 😏 Troi 🥺 Worf 😠 Data 😐 Geordi 😄 Wesley 😰