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Every team in NASCAR should have its own spirit animal.

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Sound advice. Some have a habit of forgetting.

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They make quite a few good points.

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Fruit by the Foot is the corporate world's main weapon against the metric system.

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Family Guy and American Dad could exchange their names without having to change any of their content.

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All that the government offers today's young people is the remote possibility of "Roblox oof" being uttered in Parliament within the next decade.

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All this time it was "Wind Waker" and not "Wind Walker"? That green little mischief.

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Distinguishing features of America's public education system (viz. lockers, no uniforms, yellow buses etc.) are widely known overseas due to mainstream films and television. The only depiction of British comprehensive schools with a similar distribution comes from Peppa Pig.

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Jeffery Goldberg has been kicked from grand vizier chat (secret) Jeffery Goldberg has been added to grand vizier chat (super secret)

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war? in MY pocket?

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Waiting the whole day to read my notifications all at once, much like Sonic releasing animals into the Chao Garden.

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Is Waffle House America's only chain eatery that serves hamburgers but not fries?

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Imagine regretting the fries you ate while attending a seasonal college basketball game. A case of March Madness starch sadness.

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A wrestling pensioner who calls his finishing move The Triple Lock.

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Imagine being invited to someone's house, only to discover they live in a giant, crude effigy of their own body.

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The most gregarious of passers-by.

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Sisters wedding today, it was lovely but partway through the ceremony something happened and my brain stopped comprehending why the institution of marriage is considered in any way important since we invented divorce

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Dr. Sick House is currently unavailable.

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If potatoes are so good, why isn't ther-

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National icon or not, he simply cannot eat all six of those sandwiches.

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Are you at all partial to Mom's Bad Boy?

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Poseidon has a new stairway.

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"It's Dignity!"

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The window cleaners' efforts do not go unnoticed.

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Who says you have to go to Japan to enjoy the cherry blossom?

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Are all their books both anarchistic and second-hand, or should we understand the two criteria to apply disjunctively?

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The central cactus is off duty.

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"Fields good, man."

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This happened to my friend Eric.

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The most wholesome of de jure antisocial behaviours.

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Could you eat more tacos than Blue Demon?

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When the club cannot handle either me or my extensive collection of sake flasks:

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What is your preferred source for academic citations? Mine is litter I find on the grass.

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But for its intoxicating powers, alcohol would never have become popular. Might someone appreciate, say, stout or dry wine due to flavour alone, as if sheer bitterness is pleasing for its own sake?

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Breaking news: Washing-up Liquid Shortage Ended By Diluting Remnants In Bottle.

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They finally found the budget to repave the woodland path.

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The council impounded half a barge for illegal parking.

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Has anyone lost an eight-inch elephant near me?

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Krispy Kreme has introduced a pre-bitten variety.

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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?

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Law school? Why would I want to become a law? People would only break me.

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The evening streets are now host to an amphibious frenzy.

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