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30. She/her. 🔞 mdni. A lawyer and a disaster bisexual. Just a warning, I write AA shit bc I’m wired to thrive on dysfunction. Bg3/Castlevania/horror/Cyberpunk posting. Right wingers dni 🖕
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I’m still getting used to calling myself a lawyer. Like. I graduated law school, passed the bar, and was sworn in to practice law. That is NUTS to me

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Picture yourself floating in a vast, black ocean. There’s nothing for miles—no sound, no thoughts, even the Urge is far away. Complete silence

#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🏴‍☠️🤸‍♀️ First lick: Not sure you wanna do that, mate Second lick: (laughing) Pffffff, what, is it that good?

#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🏴‍☠️🤸‍♀️ Everyone has pointed out that Vic and Astarion have a lot in common (are basically the same person), to which she has responded with “fuck off” Because he’s basically her Bitch Eating Crackers. They had beef even before his relationship with her sister went WAY south

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Flashes of blood, rot, a knife at your throat, blades cutting into your flesh, impaled corpses, a human heart on a golden plate, and the heart tastes like home. There’s something terribly wrong with this woman.

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🏴‍☠️🤸‍♀️ Raphael is Vic’s warlock patron so this isn’t an uncommon occurrence. He probably wants her to seduce some patriar into selling their soul or convince Vanya to give him the Crown of Karsus She kinda has to go even though she really doesn’t want to

#tavqotd #bg3qotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Oh my god so many. Here are the main ones that influenced Vanya’s story: Black Swan Raw Twin Peaks The First Omen Yellowjackets Stepford Wives (the book and 1975 adaptation, not the Nicole Kidman one)

#tavqotd the AncunĂ­n siblings are dressing as the cast of The Nightman Cometh (Always Sunny) Prospero: Dennis Azelma: Mac Cicero: Frank Vesuvio: Charlie Ophelia: Dee

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 Before Vanya became a vampire her favorite foods were strawberries, pomegranates, figs, and alarmingly rare meat. Now she can only have blood ):

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

Lrp if you prioritize your nostalgia over the rights and lives of your trans friends, please sit this Pride Month out. You are contributing to the growing violence against trans people. I promise you’ll live without your potty books

happy pride month!

Tesla Takedown in Boston.

Happy pride month ❤️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

That’s a wrap. Goodnight.

I want filmmakers to be their own franchises. I don't want SINNERS 2. I want the next Ryan Coogler movie.

I've never heard a bog witch say "why isn't there a bog witch pride month" and that's just one of the many ways that bog witches are superior to straight men

Ultimately I just don’t think anyone’s ships or headcanons are my business Like I’m AA trash who tf am I to judge anyone lmao

My favorite description of the term “privilege” is who gets the benefit of the doubt and who doesn’t. We see it every day in who gets the rules rigorously enforced against them and who gets a slap on the wrist or warning when the rules say there are heavy consequences for their actions.

Lrp there are two things I will always repost if I see them on my feed: -Jarlaxle -Pro Hero AU Dabi (mha)

This menace continues to thrive in our campaign. Some Jarlaxle in between work. #jarlaxle #d&d

Idk forgive me if I cba to care about ship discourse when there’s actual fucking FASCISTS outside

#tavqotd #keepingupwiththeancuníns Idk if I have a single truly hetero character. Here are the poster children of women’s wrongs! Vanya: bisexual but mostly into masculine people, polyamorous Vic: pansexual, polyamorous Azelma: lesbian Ophelia: bisexual, preference changes a lot

Quote with an animal that’s you:

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 “Did my sister put you up to this?” (Victorine absolutely put him up to it. Not because she thought Halsin would have been better for Vanya, she just didn’t like Astarion and wanted Vanya to do better)

Fun fact: I always put Vanya in white to symbolize how empty she is on the inside, and because she was carved from Bhaal’s rib Also because blood stains show up better

Post your OCs and let your oomfs make up headcanons about them #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🏴‍☠️🤸‍♀️ Here are the Xorlarrin sisters. Fire away!

Lrp do y’all know how few lesbian bars there are in the US?? In my city a lot of the gay bars skew very male and very white. Queer spaces should be welcome to all queer people, not just white gay men. Thank youuuu

Due to the state of the world at large, but also the recent issues in certain fandom spaces. This is super relevant. Stay safe out there www.tiktok.com/@taradikhof/...

When Devlin Met Yurgir #yurgir #devlin #thedarkurge #bg3

Can I be real with y’all writing about Vanya and her family helped me process a lot of grief about my life, relationships, and being a woman in a Society™

I’m always nervous to talk about the Xorlarrin sisters’ lives in Menzoberranzan bc I have done a lot of research ab Drow nobility but I’m still learning. If I don’t get something right then I’m sorry 😖