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A stream of consciousness that is very unhinged!
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Man, what the hell did Sri Lanka do to get hit with a 44% Tariff? Like I’m pretty sure most Republicans can’t even point out where Sri Lanka even is!

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Strom Thurmond is in hell crashing out BIG TIME right now

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Enough about discussing how to stop Trump, it's time to discuss splicing FDR and LBJ's DNA to make the ultimate New Deal President... Jumbo will be included.

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Guys I’m starting to think that the War Thunder player base somehow has better treatment of classified info than Pete Hegseth

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Being fully aware of your ADHD hyperfixation with video games can be a wild ride. One week you’ve decided to play one of the Gen 3 Pokémon games and the next week you’ve dropped 100 hours into fucking GTA Online. I haven’t even played GTA Online for two years until last week!

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Final Fantasy X be funny as hell when you realize Tidus was wearing his work uniform the whole time. Like imagine you get isekai’d while working your shift at your shitty fast food or grocery job and you have to wear that uniform the whole time

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Oh man this image is gonna get so much use when the Department of Education is axed (Congress will be bypassed and no one will stop it)

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You just know Teddy Roosevelt is spinning in his grave seeing all the mega corporations in control of the government

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Refs are not beating the refball allegations tonight after that play, that was clearly a conversion

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Kingdom Hearts is a crazy franchise because you'd just think it's a convoluted mess with Disney and FF until you play it and realize it's a fantastic epic about the importance of friendship in dark times. Then you realize the major plot points for the next arc is TIED TO A DEAD MOBILE GAME luv u KH

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Sometimes ya gotta wonder to yourself: “am I too political?” If you’re me, the answer is yes. I should alternate between political rants with posts about how I’m bad at (insert video game).

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So you're telling me that Kansas City is dying fountains red for the game tomorrow? Either they're aware of the jokes about the dark magic or their dark magic isn't a joke and someone needs to inform a priest immediately

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You know, Trump could do the most vile Hilteresque things mixed with a hefty chuck of Ingsoc for the next four years and Pelosi and Schumer would still be pushing a milquetoast candidate who’d be reaching out to the republicans. Y’all I don’t think we’re getting a modern FDR in 2028

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I have several hundred hours on War Thunder, Hearts of Iron IV, and Call of Duty: therefore I am entirely qualified for secretary of defense. Reject the talk show personality, embrace the schitzo on the internet.

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The football gods really tempted us Texans fans with one really good season just to make us suffer again But this time the defense got tired of doing all the work so they decided it was their turn to fall apart If any deity is reading this I beg you to strike Bobby Slowik down

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With all the hype around the DQ3 remake I *really* hope Square Enix will eventually do a DQ9 remake/remaster. Because there was so much damn content on that little DS game that it's criminal more people haven't played it.

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Imagine how boring the last 10 years would’ve been if the GOP went with the most generic candidate instead of the wacky (insane) orange man. Okay now imagine how great stuff would be if Bernie didn’t get screwed over in 2016

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RFK Jr being nominated for the HHS secretary is either the dumbest decision the GOP has done or RFK Jr is a sleeper agent, because some kid is gonna get polio and become the next FDR and save us in 30 years

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Growing up is realizing that the reason why you sucked at math was because you had undiagnosed ADHD

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Guys, I gotta be honest. What cabinet should Brett Favre get? Leaning hard to HUD myself. Also could be HHS because RFK Jr has one of them giant ass worms from Dune in his head while Brett Favre has all that CTE. They could form a singular brain if they combine their powers!

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Fun #history fact! If the Germans listened to the basement dwelling Hearts of Iron player, they would have won World War 2! All they have to do is open the console, type “research all”, and then they win! My source? Who needs one!

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