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My problem with JD Vance isn’t that he’s an idiot, it’s that he’s an idiot with a microphone

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The number of difference prices I’ve paid around this city for my same old glass of cold gin…

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Marjorie Taylor Greene brings an intellectual heft known only to the youngest of toddlers to the table

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Actually? I never want to do another fucking leg day ever again

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Omg did those two guys break up

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How many plants in a 600sf apartment makes you a weird plant person?

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Heck ya already earned 9 skymiles today

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Omg just imagine how it will be when I get into weaving

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Do you guys have like the nicer socks that improve your mood and then the slightly older socks that have fallen out of favor and depress you a bit?

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Ugh what kind of body do I want???

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Still extremely mad about a boy who didn’t like me over the summer

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Life does not have to and is not going to make sense, just go with it 😝 - Instamodel

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Was walking down the stairs to the subway and someone threw a red slushy at me. Love New York.

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No one has ever been sleepier than me

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Did you guys know I’m watching the Blair Witch Project

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Honestly, the girl in the Blair Witch Project is super annoying

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Please Boeing, cut all those fucking corners

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So mad that I filed my taxes yesterday (jk jk I love Democracy)

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Just openly weeping listening to The Daily, or the doom and gloom radio hour, as I call it, on the subway

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If you heard me scream “ARGHHHGIRIXUCSJAJDKVJSBSB” while crossing 11th ave yes you did

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Maybe I should start a podcast

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This guy KNOWS I’m waiting for him to get off the machine and he just keeps working out

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I love that level of high when you’re watching tv and you realize you’d be a better actor than ALL these losers

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I love that severance, at its core, is a show about middle management needing to make hundreds of stupid decisions a day and that one of those decisions will eventually ruin your career

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If I see one more piece of media about SNL…

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My skin is so bad that I now have prescription MOISTURIZER

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MILCHICK IS SO HOT

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Help my TikTok is just oupie goupie videos

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Ok these videos are fucking fake, right???

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Actually, you know what? You’re WELCOME to my neighbors for singing along to the entire Joanne album

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I spend a comical amount of time working out to look this mid

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I want 15% body fat abs like so many men have but my body won’t allow it

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My problem with JD Vance isn’t that he’s an idiot, it’s that he’s an idiot with a microphone

The number of difference prices I’ve paid around this city for my same old glass of cold gin…

Marjorie Taylor Greene brings an intellectual heft known only to the youngest of toddlers to the table

Actually? I never want to do another fucking leg day ever again

Omg did those two guys break up

How many plants in a 600sf apartment makes you a weird plant person?

Heck ya already earned 9 skymiles today

Omg just imagine how it will be when I get into weaving

Do you guys have like the nicer socks that improve your mood and then the slightly older socks that have fallen out of favor and depress you a bit?

Ugh what kind of body do I want???

Still extremely mad about a boy who didn’t like me over the summer

Life does not have to and is not going to make sense, just go with it 😝 - Instamodel

Was walking down the stairs to the subway and someone threw a red slushy at me. Love New York.

No one has ever been sleepier than me

Did you guys know I’m watching the Blair Witch Project

Honestly, the girl in the Blair Witch Project is super annoying

Please Boeing, cut all those fucking corners

So mad that I filed my taxes yesterday (jk jk I love Democracy)

Just openly weeping listening to The Daily, or the doom and gloom radio hour, as I call it, on the subway

If you heard me scream “ARGHHHGIRIXUCSJAJDKVJSBSB” while crossing 11th ave yes you did

Maybe I should start a podcast

This guy KNOWS I’m waiting for him to get off the machine and he just keeps working out

I love that level of high when you’re watching tv and you realize you’d be a better actor than ALL these losers

I love that severance, at its core, is a show about middle management needing to make hundreds of stupid decisions a day and that one of those decisions will eventually ruin your career

If I see one more piece of media about SNL…

My skin is so bad that I now have prescription MOISTURIZER

MILCHICK IS SO HOT

Help my TikTok is just oupie goupie videos

Ok these videos are fucking fake, right???

Actually, you know what? You’re WELCOME to my neighbors for singing along to the entire Joanne album

I spend a comical amount of time working out to look this mid

I want 15% body fat abs like so many men have but my body won’t allow it

My fav thing about me is when I’m doing something that makes my tummy hurt I keep doing it.

Abracadabra dabra oh la la

abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dabra morta oo gaga

Workday? More like WORSTday, am I right??

New York sucks because by now all the hot single guys know I’m crazy