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Theatre Creator 🎭 Playwright 📜 Horticulturist-In-Training 🌱 Drag Queen 💋 Houseplant Aficionado 🪴 Garden Gremlin 🧌 Garbage Fire 🔥 Currently living in the wilds of Manitoba 🇨🇦 Cohost of the “Lola and Lani” Podcast https://linktr.ee/ZLovetime
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Sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three years, I’m incredibly mentally ill.

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The fact that Kori’s track record is *almost* the EXACT opposite of Plane’s? Wild. She truly is Plane’s Wario.

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They’re dating.

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Boys with pointy noses? Can I just like. Sit on that? A little bit? Just the tip..

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Influencers just casually dropping that they used ChatGPT to do like. A very menial task. Like it’s cool or something? Baby, that should embarrass the shit out of you. Why are you outing yourself as a total dweeb?

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How do you, politely, tell a boy that you find him highly annoying and don’t relate to him at all, but that you also want him to blow your back out semi-regularly.

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Horror movies with pets in them are so much scarier. Like. I don’t care, kill all those teens, but you touch a single hair on that dog and I’m coming through the tv and fucking you up.

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As they say in France, probably: Hump de Bump #HumpDay

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Carrie Underwood: Putting the cunt (derogatory) in country since. Like. Recently I guess?

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A man with a wide mouth and big goofy smile? Oh my knees are weak.

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What ever happened to saying ‘crud’? Like. The sharp ‘C’, hard ‘R’, and ‘D’ kicker? It’s all there. Name a better pseudo-curse word. Quickly.

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Hi from my bath 🛁🍷😌

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Ok love seeing a positive one of these. I wanted to comment something light and positive.. but felt weird quoting that off a deeply personal negative experience. Anyways. Once, mid hookup, a guy stopped and said ‘wow, kudos on your cock’ and I’ve never been more flattered during sex in my life.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Some people don’t think chocolate and mint belong together, and to those people I say: Who hurt you?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Something about a gift for you to open on Christmas.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Something about a gift for you to open on Christmas.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever call you any variation of a ‘dumb fucking whore’ it should only be taken as a compliment and means I consider you one of my closest friends. You goddamn ugly slut.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Ok but when is Hasbro going to make a Trivial Pursuit edition for drag? Cuz lord knows I’d be buying the shit out of it.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

A vampire with severe asthma named ‘Vlad the Inhaler’. Is that anything?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of wine in my glass directly correlates to how much clothing I have on.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly. Boys who are both attractive and don’t have their dick in me. What are you even doing? Send tweet.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Ok but like. Who are the absolute divas of the year that you’d come out to? Reskeet with your 2024 Queer Queen™️!

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Why do men get the year they were born tattooed across their torso? Like. Are you worried you’re gunna forget, babe?

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

I refuse to apologize for finding smile lines incredibly sexy. Like. You’ve smiled enough in your life for it to show permanently on your face? That’s so hot.

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