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Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him
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I really appreciate that Clair Obscure doesn't put you through a bloated slog of a final dungeon (yes I'm talking about you, Persona). Just a brisk jaunt through an epic battle set to symphonic metal, and then you sustain lasting emotional damage in a flavor of your choice.

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Mercedes drivers don't seem to get how much I enjoy pissing them off by driving the speed limit while they tailgate.

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So. Anything going on?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

"How often do you think about the Roman Empire?" "I mean, not that often? Why would I?" "How often do you think about K2?" "Look..."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Clair Obscure wants me to fight this Monoco guy but I've been jamming to his battle music for ten minutes now.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I'm really not sure if the emperor or Syril's mom is more evil.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not blocking people being shitheads about Biden having cancer. I'm also making sure to block all the positive replies, and I'd love if I could block all the Likes while I'm at it.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Biden made mistakes but he also got a ton of good things done in ridiculously adverse circumstances, so I'm going to go ahead and not give a flying fuck that he was old and got older while he did it.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

All my outline says about this scene is "figure out later" and, shit, here we are. #5amWritersClub #amWriting

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The new Pope has newsrooms across the U.S. scrambling to find file photos of Villanova that weren't taken at a basketball game.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Ezio was lucky he got to fistfight Templar Pope and not Chicago Pope.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

It felt like the a good time to rewatch Schitt's Creek and it turns out I'd forgotten the very first joke is "Immigration?".

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I'm guessing Canada let the NYT know (politely) that they would seriously fuck their shit up if they brought out the fucking needle.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

My sixth grader wants to ban the Greek alphabet because boys at school yammer nonsense about sigma, so I'm proud of her while I weep for the future.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Pairing a thin blue line sticker with an anti-speed-camera license plate frame is quintessential white dude. You might as well write "I am he whom the law protects but does not bind" across the bumper. And yes, it was a Tesla.

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

Bad writing advice: Reader feedback is always wrong. #WritingCommunity

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Bad writing advice: Reader feedback is always right. #WritingCommunity

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Live look in at the marketing department for Conclave.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

How was the Fed statement in stabilizing Treasuries not already priced into the market. Was anyone expecting Not That Susan Collins to come out and say "The fuck are we supposed to do about this?"

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

We're less than a week away from announcing a China tariff of infinity+1%.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a smuggling ring ETF I can invest in? Looking to diversify my portfolio a bit beyond ammo and fish hooks

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle, we kind of have a lot going on right now. Is it really the day to pull shit like this? Read the room!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

It's almost like the goal is to use tariffs to destroy the economy while using dipshits to destroy the government's ability to effect a recovery, leaving the billionaire class to buy everything and turn us into serfs. Great.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It's a shame Strom couldn't come back to life for one day to see Cory Booker break his record. Then he could fucking die again!

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