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white smoke rises from the chimney NEWS: Habemus Papam. Now we just wait for the cardinals to- the smoke grows dark, flames engulf the building, only for a towering, cackling giant to emerge from the crumbling edifice

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Never meet your heroes. There’s a chance one of them is The Thing from the movie The Thing and you’ll be in sort of a body snatching type of situation

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ugh fine, I’ll run for Pope

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hey real quick, is collecting WWI german memorabilia as bad and instant red flag-y as the WW2 stuff?

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

bad at farming farm update: the landowner is plowing the field tomorrow, so we cleaned the field today. sometimes, farming involves discovering dead animals. And yes, it is icky, but you do have to do something about it

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if we do, we’re being stereotypes; if we don’t, it proves we’re men. No matter how we dress, do our makeup or behave, it’s evidence against us Trans women constantly contend with & acknowledge that no matter what kind of femininity we embody, it’s wrong With that experience, how can we NOT be women?

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anyways, here’s an otter examining a typewriter

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good friend has four or five fox kits and mama living next door, and when I inevitably get injured trying to befriend them, please try to not say I told you so

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another great impeachment song

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ok fine, slipping $10 in the collection plate at easter tomorrow

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HRT changed my internal relationship with my ‘self’, my thoughts, my emotions and my ability to access them. It gave me a sense of calm that feels ‘right’. externally, my relationship with my body feels more and more correct. that alone is reason enough

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Mayor Frey’s two Super PACs - All of Mpls and We Love Mpls - have each endorsed four candidates who are now running in wards different from the wards where they voted in 2024. Why? They couldn’t find candidates in those wards to run against popular incumbents.

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JUDGE: I am holding you ME: 🥹 JUDGE: in contempt ME: 🥺

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OMG, they have a file upload option. Amateurs...

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

come to Zoëcon, where you got cats wandering around tables full of records

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overheard on my work trip, both in a small town diner “you thinking of leaving the US?” -“and go where?” from that same group of old men “whenever I buy a gun, I always file the serial number off”

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this sounds like how my old boss who worked at jimmy john’s would die

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it’s so beautiful I could cry

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I hear that. I designed and taught this very course (from 2012 on)—but I called it “Disasters!” to try to attract students & make it sound less heavy (it worked and was a big hit each time I taught it). Here’s one of the old syllabi: marhicks.com/syllabi.html...

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

just used the "my birthday was a few days ago" excuse to justify buying myself this claymore mine plushie

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

April is National Stress Awareness Month; who else is really fucking aware how stressed they are?

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

anyways, here’s an otter examining a typewriter

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

shout out to my wife who is now Board President for the Minnesota Farmers Market Association

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“imagine yourself walking up a gentle hill. as you reach the crest, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, the soft breeze around your body, a vision comes into focus; the slain bodies of your enemies. You are triumphant” from my new series of mindfulness tapes for barbarians

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One could also mention Argentina, where the demand has always been "Aparición con vida", even though everyone knew that the odds were against their loved ones still being alive, because ASSUMING THEY'RE DEAD TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP THEM ALIVE.

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beginning to think this sadness can’t be cured by listening to Italians making music full of laser noises

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

thinking about the harm I have caused others, and vowing to do more

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Welp, looks like this fall’s trip to Scotland just got more dangerous for me

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

nostalgia is a prison but this is my “they took this from you”

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good weather means people drive their fun cars, and for that we give thanks

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I’m sorry, were the metaphors for this season of America too subtle? did we really need this bullshit too?

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New snitch form just dropped Remember kids. Credible but false information is much harder to weed out than straight up trolling. You can filter out every bee move script with an sql query. Real looking information costs MUCH more time to debunk

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