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it’s a whole new world ho! Big Belizean 🇧🇿 28 | d(m)v | ♋️ Expert on nothing yet speaking on everything 💅🏽 ✨ SILLY GIRLS LIVE FOREVER ✨
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Nah, dick isn’t an apology. It’s just a distraction. If I still feel like laying with you before I replace you, then maybe. But let’s be real, supply way too high for it to hold any real value.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

6 feet below might not even be far enough, we gotta burn them

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

we gon have to…..

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so so sorry but I will actually air the clip out over tuberculosis, I promise you will never see someone as prejudiced as I will be if that becomes a thing.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Tuberculosisis some next-level shit, like you gotta take sick family out back and put em down Old Yeller style the minute there is a symptom, on god

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

why the FUCK they saying tuberculosis is back

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TUHBERCULOSIS? ?????!!!!

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Taxes scare me so bad, I always feel like ima go to jail every time I fill them out

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’m afraid that that “fuck you” is going to fly out of my mouth before it’s even a thought.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

TJ makes me want to vomit, god in heaven #RHOP

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This dog makes me feel so protected and safe. After being “own my own” for years, it’s amazing to have this big beautiful creature that is so gentle and also does not play about me 🥲💙🥲💙🥲💙

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

When am I getting season 3 of Interview with the Vampire

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I hope you like PRISON FOOD

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

That’s a little too psychotic for me! Huge red flag. Lol

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll walk the streets with a bell and turn it up!!!!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

If you mix different cereal in one bowl, you’re a freaky mf who needs to serve some jail time.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

THICK IN THE HIPS COME GET IN MY CAR

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I can’t wait for summertime to go on hikes and visit different parks with this dog omg

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I don’t impress too much on valentine’s day as a single woman, I view it more as national love day. but in a relationship?! baby I want FLOWERS, CHOCOLATE, CARD, CANDLES, DINNER DATE, ROMANCE ! 😂

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It’s holding a mirror up to your own face while you eat pussy, isn’t it?

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Oooooh we getting men pregnant?! ABOUT TIME

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t been on here in a minute, how’s everybody doing?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Yall. I adopted a 2yr old Cane Corso this weekend 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m so in luuuuuuurrrrv

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I would join tf out the Bene Gesserit lmaooooo

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Omg I hate Ikechi’s stinking guts, this man is MEAN!!!! #marriedatfirstsight

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i’ll cut off a nigga a day before valentine’s day i never cared

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I’m really loving the girl group I’m creating with my friends 😭🥹 life be feeling like a Girlfriends episode on the regular now

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Drunk and filling out pet adoption paperwork. I hope they call me

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I did the most yt girl shit ever before I left the house and paid the price for it 🥲 I ran out of my lip plumping gloss and googled DIY lip plumping and made mixed cayenne + cinnamon on my raw lips and spent the next 10 minutes crying and icing them.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

“I was born in the wrong generation—” I WASN’T! I love telling men to shut the hell up without having the fear of being slapped for talking lmao

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

On my way to this sassy ass man’s birthday party, I’m so excited. He did a basically-nude photo shoot for his bday a few years and be wearing crushed velvet suits and sent out all these rules n regulations for the party. Never met him IRL. This is gonna be a timeeee 😂

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

REAL BITCH SINCE DAY ONE CUZ I WAS NEVER PROMISED DAY 2

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I knew I had a healthy self-image when I realized every girl I ever hooked up with shared my features 😂

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Ima start rapping. Or selling crack. Or rapping about selling crack.

submitted 47 days ago • 15 comments

Letting go of the hardcore stoner vibes by online shopping every time I have the urge to go to the dispensary 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🫶🏽

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Just to be clear: Insomnia > Crumbl This is not up for debate.

submitted 47 days ago • 21 comments

nvm i just saw a mouse

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

I put black seed oil + shea butter in my hair last night and my braid out is PPPPPPOPPING

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Would yall ever do #MarriedAtFirstSight? I feel like real connection matters more than someone just checking off all the boxes but I’m not married so I can’t say for sure 😂

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

My best friend lives in Atlanta and I live in Baltimore. She woke up to snow and our childish asses went outside and had a snowball fight on FaceTime 😂

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Now starting season 18 of #MarriedAtFirstSight lmaoo I love this show

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