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i have no pussy and yet i must queef she/her https://imzoe.me/
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sooo funny watching people on reddit brag about deleting social media but always excluding reddit. click on their profiles and they got 500k karma, yeah you’ve really freed yourself from the shackles of the internet buddy

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

my newest cyberdeck :> uses a pi 4, 720x720 touch display and a blackberry Q10 keyboard! the battery hatch also doubles as a kickstand, and the side buttons and dip switches are completely reprogrammable with the RP2040 inside

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

if anyone knows how to make the wretched lilygo t-keyboard work properly i will kiss you on the lips

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

she doesn't understand the grindset of buying domains for projects that never happen 😔

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

default domain is like having numbers in your username

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

#catcrumb

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

it's so hard sometimes

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

at groom lake telling the prototype aircraft how mature and advanced they are for their age

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not ready to have a fully developed brain.... what if I messed up and now I'm just stupid forever....

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Linux users of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your games!

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes your intellectual property from tomorrow. I hereby give Bluesky exclusive, worldwide license to my Content. Bluesky may analyze my Content for training of their artificial intelligence models. Repost to give your Content!

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

i went to bangkok and it was neat

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

#catcrumb

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

jordan peterson voice: there are lesbians everywhere for those with the plane tickets to see

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

fat fuck

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

hey wait do posts on this platform get indexed by search engines yet

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

i did this once when i went to the airport wearing a hoodie with nothing underneath bc i was late and tired. at security bc i was still half asleep i started unzipping the hoodie and taking it off and essentially ended up doing this, tits out, in front of the staff. i wanted to die so fucking bad

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

how its going:

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

all the weird furry porn has disappeared from whats hot classic and has been replaced by brazilians. whats up with that

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

armpits

submitted 194 days ago • 1 comment

do people still use this lol

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

had a calendar alert to post this

submitted 493 days ago • 11 comments

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

submitted 518 days ago • 101 comments

coworkers were doing a few tasks off the clock and i told my manager that id never do that. she gave a look and said "[name], i hope you change that mind set as you grow older" i told her "are you kidding? id clock in before helpin the store if it was on fire" and she rolled her eyes and walked off

submitted 516 days ago • 0 comments

I love what Twitter removing headlines from link cards has done to my old pals at PC Gamer's timeline.

submitted 525 days ago • 32 comments

i have plans i cannot share or the haters will sabotage me

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Wayne szalinski googling "shrunk vs shrank" before telling his wife he shrunk the kids

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Pride flag in the style of Liberian county flags

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