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‘Oops I Forgot Daylight Savings Time Is A Thing: A Still Awake At 4 In The Morning Tale’ by and starring Zoë Ravenwood

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Uh. Like…is Duo…having something of a challenging ego-death experience here? I know Duolingo faked his death and then brought him back recently (what an incredibly 2025 sentence to have to write) but here he’s definitely lookin real “walk into the desert & come out a changed owl a week later”

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Really feelin like Elon’s out there playing the most expensive game of Kerbal Space Program ever with all these rocket failures.

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If he were ever to become Pope it would be of vital importance to internet comedy that he insist upon keeping and establishing Pizzaballa I as his Papal name.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Yknow if I was being credibly accused of being a Russian asset I don’t think the best plan once already in near total power is “Attempt to scrub the story from the internet.” But I guess why laugh it off and let it get lost in the news cycle when you can show the world you’re afraid of the story? 😆

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 19 days ago • 465 comments

Big points to Obsidian’s stellar-as-always writers for just casually dropping concepts like haecceity in random lore/journal entries in ‘Avowed’. As a word-nerd & armchair-level philosophy dork, I appreciate you deploying some extremely choice $10 words in your pursuit of worldbuilding excellence. 💕

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

A great quote from a recent corporate David vs Goliath situation in which David resoundingly won despite the seemingly infinite resources of Goliath: “We never validated our core assumptions before investing heavily in solutions.” -Ethan Evans, former Amazon Exec

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Ok. It’s 2025. None of us need to hear a character in any media say “I don’t bite…unless you ask!” ever again. It was cute in a early-Buffy way for like 5 minutes but several subsequent generations of edgy teens / 20-somethings in Invader Zim and Jack Skellington t shirts have fully played it out. 😆

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Idk this is pure 🔥 I can’t stop listening to it

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It’s sometimes genuinely impressive how much some people in r/NoStupidQuestions really are out there putting the name and ethos of the sub to the test on a daily basis. Like bro I wanna help you out but whoooo boy…

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Conservatives used to say that wanted to make the government small enough to drown in the bathtub, but they ended up making it stupid enough to play in traffic

submitted 24 days ago • 28 comments

Everyone keeps saying Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is “incredibly realistic”. Right now tho I have a quest to meet with a man named TomCat. 99% of all people I’ve ever met in real life who go by “TomCat” are middle-aged Butch lesbians or 22 year old NBs, so idk about all this talk of “realism”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

His moveset is pure cheese tho. Totally unreasonable encounter design.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

At least the technofascist dystopia will have a bangin soundtrack

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t tell which is crazier, the Seal ‘Kiss From A Lime’ Mtn Dew commercial itself or the revelation that whatever nightmare-chemical soup Baja Blast is actually composed of is supposed to be a “lime” flavor 🍋‍🟩 🦭 ⁉️

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

How bout them 🥚 💵

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

👀

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

"do not comply in advance" should be easy, I've seen how you people drive

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

Idk, what do you think about at 12:45 am while trying to not stress about the state of things 😆

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Last night began with catching a show and catching up with rad music friend Ben Erhart who’s touring playing guitar with Brie Stoner…and then moved on to going to an EXTREMELY fancy invite-only no-photos social club in a truly outstandingly designed and decorated building.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Omg 🤣

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Was out on a walk with HJ when we were taken by surprise by a roving swarm of turkeys as we crested a hill. Just an absolute hork of torks. It’s still super weird to me living in a place where I can be on a busy street & suddenly Oh! Hey! 25 surprisingly big creatures with serious FAFO attitude.

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submitted 36 days ago • 193 comments

Having airpods in my ears almost always for listening to stuff as I go about my day & using voice commands often leads to me opening my phone to find things like “Where the goddamn fuck is that thing I just had in my hand a second ago” helpfully entered into text fields in whatever app I last used.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to ‘Severance’ s2e3’s cold open for bringing one of the filthiest, legitimately coolest guitar riffs of the 90s back into the zeitgeist again.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Hope all my Philly people are ok. Everything I’ve seen about this small plane crash tonight is just crazy. Two notable crashes in as many days is wild.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I feel this in my soul (and my knees)

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

There hasn’t been a major commercial airline crash in the US since 2009; but Trump blames DEI-hired “dwarfs, amputees, and epileptics” (as if all people with disabilities are somehow fundamentally incapable of doing any job?) at FAA who have been clearly running things fine up until he’s in charge?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

A sign of our times

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

A 60 person plane flying into National in DC hit a helicopter and both crashed into the Potomac a little bit ago. Sounds like the dark and low water temp. are making search & rescue efforts difficult. I hope they find any survivors quickly and get them to safety.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I played the wonderfully weird indie game ‘Thank Goodness You’re Here!’ last night. It’s a short, sweet, 3-ish hour comedy game with only two buttons (jump and slap); but oh, the places it goes with that 😆. It’s like an even more absurdist ‘Untitled Goose Game’. Slap everything.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

OpenAI right now

submitted 38 days ago • 302 comments