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Some shithouses already did a stupid pin badge and this is just tech seeing the impending burst of the data bubble, just as OpenAI exists purely to stave off tech stock collapse.

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I have no doubt that blue Labour have got tons of absolute filth on Starmer but I really struggle to imagine what it would be What degenerate thing does somebody that empty get off to? Does he read focus group minutes like smut?

Easy to be glib, but of course Keir Starmer must walk on eggshells around the man whose indispensible and wise counsel has seen the Party's popularity come to rival that of foot fungus.

Keith’s not going to get Coldplay tickets from the Israel lobby this year and you’re laughing

TAX MIDDLE ENGLAND

Britain: we’ve moved beyond the rip-off economy. Now we’re *fully* scam economy. [Attached picture of Rachel Reeves attempting something the humans call a ‘smile’]

I believe this means the sun will set over the entirety of the British Empire tonight for the first time in several hundred years. Chagos is the dot below India on this map. Sunset in the Pitcairns (dot in the Pacific) will happen ~40 minutes before sunrise in Akrotiri and Dhekelia (dot on Cyprus).

Really cool that there’s people who literally can’t afford food on this island and then you have these absolute wankshaft babies paying £10k to go sit in a tent that doesn’t even work as a tent at a festival dedicated to absolutely mid music

Honey I’m afraid Yurtel went bust and now we’re yurtless for our glamping. No they didn’t take credit card. Anyway we’re out over ten thousand pounds and they’re not doing refunds

fun fact: Scottish Labour haven’t released membership numbers since 2018

If I were a member of the cabinet I’d be a tiny bit peeved that my future career prospects were looking significantly less good than this time last year and that it was all for the sake of a guy continuing to get free pop concert tickets

Starmer is fucking finished and the longer you clowns stagnate the less safe your £94k salaries are in 2029, or whenever the media that the little shit is beholden to decides it’s time for an election

I, the most off-putting person you've ever met, have very strident opinions on how to appeal to the "normies."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PLAGIARISM INDUSTRY THAT THE GOVERNMENT ARE WRECKING EVERYTHING ELSE TO PROP UP CAN’T EVEN STAY AFLOAT IN THIS SHITHOLE

THE FACT THEY BURIED A WELSH PRIMARY SCHOOL AND ITS CHILDREN UNDER MINING WASTE AND TOLD THEM THEY COULD PAY FOR THE MEMORIALS THEMSELVES

I really do think a lot about how it was under the Tories that gay marriage finally came about, how they’ve had 3 (if you’re generous) female prime ministers and Labour have yet to have a female leader, and how before Johnson merged them with UKIP they were pro self-ID and like Fuck

They also REALLY fought not to even fucking pardon him, something that eventually happened within most zoomers’ lifetimes And you have shithouse quislings like Streeting really thinking their future is alongside their oppressors and not immediately ditched once their usefulness expires

You wouldn’t know the evidence from abroad, it goes to a different school

Labour are vermin and none of them are entitled to politeness. “We have to work from the inside” as the cabinet screeches nazi shit at the behest of the doomsday capitalists who own them

Ah sweet, I wonder what I’ll end up being euthanised for, the gender dysphoria or the autism

the UK government would rather give deca to rapists than trans kids

You know I think being shot of him might actually have been a good thing for Apple Their design now is shite but imagine this cunt still behind it

All I would say is the alternative isn't obvious until it is and then you end up like Scottish Labour, crying into your Gordon Brown waifu pillow wondering how it came to this.

The EHRC and newspapers’ turboacceleration of the rhetoric and “suggestions” is an extreme reaction to things not going the way they expected. They’re not in control and they’re throwing out everything they can.