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zombieham.bsky.social
30+. Technically a game dev, but still learning. I mainly just talk about games. (He/him/whatever.) 🖤⬜️💜
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Oh cool, the new Monster Hunter game is out! 🙂 Oh cool, it costs over $100 dollars and I think that's the highest price I've ever seen for a single video game! 🙃

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i bet if you were a robot, rust would be itchy as hell. like a rash

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Love to get an idea for a video game that is so different from anything I've made that I wouldn't even know where to BEGIN to learn how to make it.

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Finally some good news!

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Hidden treasure of Nokstella #eldenring

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3 years of Elden Ring QT with your Elden Ring art

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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

submitted 4 days ago • 145 comments

me n who

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Tbh we are not talking enough about how every Tesla is a mobile Musk surveillance truck

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

submitted 6 days ago • 98 comments

Theres a lot of billionaire romance novels but I really want one where the secret billionaire boyfriend reveals he's a billionaire and the woman lead is like actively disgusted and repulsed. ".... a billionaire? In a world where children starve? Oh god i KISSED YOU AUGH"

submitted 6 days ago • 19 comments

I'm enjoying Cuisineer a lot, but I wish it was a little more Stardew Valley and a little less Moonlighter. It feels weird that there's no friendship mechanic, there are a bunch of really cool characters the game doesn't really let you get to know any better. It feels like a missed opportunity.

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This is my best tweet. Now you can see it.

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@solillianbarry.bsky.social | @kaycreigh.bsky.social I finished the audiobook of The Santa Pageant and it was so delightful! I really enjoyed the story and the narration. Really great work from both of you, I hope you collaborate again sometime ❤️‍

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NiGHT SIGNAL (2022) NSE's inaugural horror sees you breaking in a new television set, only to find that it picks up strange signals after dark. Hand crafted from flesh and clay. 📺 shorturl.at/G0UQq

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The jokers have bewitched me mind and soul #Balatro

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

enjoying the packing for fake tamagochis today ^_^

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trouble 💖

submitted 8 days ago • 90 comments

"Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the hearts of men. There is nothing more terrifying." #eldenring

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

youtube is like. you watched an animated video... and a game video! allow me introduce you to a clip from The Racist Gamer animated by The Racist Animator

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Lighthouse Mimics (Farimendax carolinae) are pack hunters that evolved from deep-sea fish. When a ship passes by, a lone hunter uses its lighthouse-like lure to trick the crew into redirecting the boat, leading it to crash into shallow rocks. The stranded sailors become the pack's next meal.

submitted 9 days ago • 33 comments

Castlevania (Nintendo 64, 1999)

submitted 104 days ago • 30 comments

a dove

submitted 506 days ago • 29 comments

Your outie always leaves a positive review when they like a game.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

im going to make a site like ashley madison but it's for cheating on your best friend. like you can find randos to go on a fishing trip with or go to the park and play spikeball. and it'll be called tom garrett

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

I saw this on Pinterest and I don't know where it's from but it's cracking me up

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Happy valentines day!!!! 💕✨️🌟🌻🌱💫🫶💘 (Technically I'm still on time) #valentines #jester #goblin #myart

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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot

submitted 15 days ago • 61 comments

I think men should dress skimpy for Halloween. Just as a treat.

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

submitted 16 days ago • 100 comments

It might hurt my bottom line, but I’m probably going to stop posting art to Twitter entirely and I suggest you do too. Not only is the site actively putting a “Okay, now remix this” button below art (and elevating them above the OP with a QRT) and it’s false flagging original art as made by AI.

submitted 15 days ago • 278 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 21 days ago • 154 comments